How to learn a cold joke?

A cold joke is that others don't feel funny at all, but they feel funny and make people feel cold!

The secret of telling cold jokes is-first, the content should be cold, and second, laugh even if others don't, that's all. Ha ha ha ha, the louder you laugh, the colder everyone will feel! Ha ha!

Try one for you:

(1), the wolf said, "I will eat you! ! ! "Guess what?

As a result, the wolf did eat the lamb.

Once upon a time, there was a bird.

He passes through a cornfield every day.

But unfortunately, one day a fire broke out in that cornfield.

All the corn has turned into popcorn.

After the bird flew over, ...

I thought it was snowing, so I froze.

Ha ha ha ha，