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A short allegorical saying, a short allegorical saying

A brief two-part allegorical saying, let me sort out the new historical knowledge. Welcome to read!

1 and 30-night chopping boards-must not be empty.

2, the steamer on the bean sprouts-stand on fire.

3. Ants on the millstone-all roads.

4, hunchback to sleep-not implemented at both ends.

5. Fifteen camel beds-seven arches and eight meridians

6, fart and burp-ventilation up and down

7. Dried beans and wine-show your teeth.

Beggars put drums around-poor and happy.

9. Old women eat bacon-quarrel

10, crazy girl telling jokes-Xixi haha

1 1, nail the palm of your hand to the horse * * *-Too far from the hoof (topic)

12, pockmarked look in the mirror-personal opinion

13, winter melon skin as a hat-moldy and dusty (downright moldy)

14, belly button fart-waist (demon) gas

15, daughter-in-law crying old man-lazy and heartless

16, hump rolling ditch-seven arches and eight warps

17, holding the bitch and swinging-flapping, shaking.

18, Confucius moved-full of books (lost)

19, Rebecca eats beans-ghost fried (noisy)

20, the fly is called Tuo-mouth shut.

2 1, the baby wears a suit-a big suit

22, porridge soaked in rice soup-green (pro) plus green (pro)

23, the skeleton of the dragon lantern-play with you

24, the blacksmith's waist-eyeful (myopia)

25. The green grasshopper is wearing pants-it is tight.

26. Tears in the theater-worrying about the ancients

27. (Impossible) Rainy days are sunny-fake sunny days (love)

28, a strip of tofu board.

29, the dumb eat Huanglian-unspeakable suffering.

30. Sesame cakes in Guanshengyuan-many ideas

3 1, Hou Baozhai read the notice-fierce! Awesome! Awesome!

32. Bridging incense sticks (bamboo sticks left after burning incense)-sad

33, the trolley in the room-in a dilemma

34, eat peaches in the middle of the night-pick and pinch.

35. Li Jia's tea shop-each says his own.

36. Take off your pants and hang yourself-shameless

37, foreign horses (bicycles) downhill-ignore (step)

38, the tortoise fart shell

39, paper lanterns-puncture.

40. Delicious street chestnuts-fried and sold now.