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A short allegorical saying, a short allegorical saying
1 and 30-night chopping boards-must not be empty.
2, the steamer on the bean sprouts-stand on fire.
3. Ants on the millstone-all roads.
4, hunchback to sleep-not implemented at both ends.
5. Fifteen camel beds-seven arches and eight meridians
6, fart and burp-ventilation up and down
7. Dried beans and wine-show your teeth.
Beggars put drums around-poor and happy.
9. Old women eat bacon-quarrel
10, crazy girl telling jokes-Xixi haha
1 1, nail the palm of your hand to the horse * * *-Too far from the hoof (topic)
12, pockmarked look in the mirror-personal opinion
13, winter melon skin as a hat-moldy and dusty (downright moldy)
14, belly button fart-waist (demon) gas
15, daughter-in-law crying old man-lazy and heartless
16, hump rolling ditch-seven arches and eight warps
17, holding the bitch and swinging-flapping, shaking.
18, Confucius moved-full of books (lost)
19, Rebecca eats beans-ghost fried (noisy)
20, the fly is called Tuo-mouth shut.
2 1, the baby wears a suit-a big suit
22, porridge soaked in rice soup-green (pro) plus green (pro)
23, the skeleton of the dragon lantern-play with you
24, the blacksmith's waist-eyeful (myopia)
25. The green grasshopper is wearing pants-it is tight.
26. Tears in the theater-worrying about the ancients
27. (Impossible) Rainy days are sunny-fake sunny days (love)
28, a strip of tofu board.
29, the dumb eat Huanglian-unspeakable suffering.
30. Sesame cakes in Guanshengyuan-many ideas
3 1, Hou Baozhai read the notice-fierce! Awesome! Awesome!
32. Bridging incense sticks (bamboo sticks left after burning incense)-sad
33, the trolley in the room-in a dilemma
34, eat peaches in the middle of the night-pick and pinch.
35. Li Jia's tea shop-each says his own.
36. Take off your pants and hang yourself-shameless
37, foreign horses (bicycles) downhill-ignore (step)
38, the tortoise fart shell
39, paper lanterns-puncture.
40. Delicious street chestnuts-fried and sold now.
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