What are some funny jokes about swimming?

1, Mom: It's good to be able to swim! Son: Mom, you are becoming more and more like a fish! Mom: You mean like a mermaid? Son: No, you have more and more crow's feet.

A thief stole a chicken and ran to the river to pluck its hair. At this moment, a policeman came from a distance. The thief plucked the chicken feathers and threw it into the river in a hurry. The policeman asked him, "What are you doing here? What's in the river? " The thief said, "Oh, the chicken in the river is swimming, and I am looking after its clothes."

You can't help farting when you go swimming in the swimming pool, you know. It will bubble. A child saw it and cried and said to his mother, mom, run! The water is boiling! Ha ha.

4. The British philosopher William sewell (1794- 1866) is an expert in humor. In Victorian times, the Cam River in Cambridge, England was just a drainage ditch for urban drainage. Once, when the Queen visited Cambridge, she stopped at a bridge on the river and told the dignitaries who were studying in Cambridge with her in their arms that there was too much waste paper floating in the river.

William sewell replied, Your Majesty, they are not all waste paper. There are notices on every page telling tourists that the river is not suitable for swimming.