Tell some jokes. Boring

On the train, at lunch time. An uncle of about forty across the street watched me make instant noodles, took out a roast chicken very smartly, opened the plastic bag very smartly, unscrewed the chicken head very smartly, then threw the roast chicken out of the window very smartly, then froze for three seconds, lowered his head and chewed the chicken head. . . . .

A friend moved to a new home, and a group of friends went to visit and celebrate. While enjoying the elegant decoration, everyone kept asking, "Who chose this stereo?" "My wife!" "Who chose this sofa?" "My wife!" "Who has seen this mural?" "My wife!" A friend couldn't help asking, "Which house did you choose?" I only heard my friend proudly say, "My wife!"

Sexy men go to church, meet beautiful nuns, try to flirt, and are rejected. An old lady sweeping the floor next to her pointed out: If you want to love her, you can pretend to be a priest and ask her out, and you will succeed. That night, the sexy man asked the nun out to have sex with a mask. Then he proudly took off his mask and said, haha, I'm not a priest, I'm the one who molested you during the day! The nun also took off her mask and said, I'm not a nun either. I am an old lady who sweeps the floor during the day!

On the bus, a young mother breastfed her baby. Maybe the baby didn't eat honestly. The young mother threatened the child: "Do you want to eat?" If you don't eat, I'll give it to my uncle next to me! "I said several times. After two stops, the uncle next to him said, "Let me know if you don't eat, little friend. Uncle got off at two stops! " "