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What is the most unacceptable thing about attending a rural banquet?
First, people who frequently invite banquets. Take a distant relative of my family as an example. She already belongs to the category of "Guateng relatives" and has no contact on weekdays. However, once their family has done something as big as sesame seeds, they have to hold a banquet and send invitations to those who should or should not be invited.
Let me count it for you. Once invited guests to start building a new house, once hung a red house, once the house was built and moved to a new house, then the eldest son got married, the youngest son got married, the eldest daughter got married, and the youngest daughter got married, a total of four times. Then four children gave birth to two children respectively and invited them eight times.
During this period, children will be invited to buy new houses, new cars, grandchildren, full moon guests, birthdays and so on. It takes a long time to go to his house several times almost every year. It's a complete collapse. Finally, when his family invites us again, we won't go there again. Can't you hide if you can't afford to be provoked? Alas, I am speechless.
The second thing is to sit at a table with people who are impolite. Speaking of which, it's not that I'm melodramatic, but that I'm embarrassed by several experiences. The most unforgettable time was sitting at the same table with a family of four, a couple and a pair of children.
At first, we politely distributed bowls and chopsticks to a family of four. Before we sit down, a family of four sit down and put the meat and vegetables they think are delicious in front of them. I just laughed.
When my children and I returned to the dining table after dinner, I found that their family of four completely ignored our feelings and had put all the delicious meat and vegetables into their bowls. Looking at the messy banquet, we were in a dilemma whether to sit or not.
The third thing is to eat with unsanitary people. Some people love to talk when eating, especially when they are full of food and keep gossiping, spraying food stars and saliva everywhere, which makes people unable to eat chopsticks.
Others like to use chopsticks as toothpicks. People who eat at the table pick their teeth with chopsticks, and then put chopsticks in each bowl without regard to other people's feelings, which directly makes people lose their appetite.
The fourth thing is to persuade you to drink too much. It is inevitable to drink in the banquet, so some people are happy and others are worried. There is an irony in the countryside: "The most conscientious person in the world is the one who persuades the drinker. I wish I drank less and others drank more!
It can be seen that some people who like to persuade wine have ulterior motives and try their best to get others drunk so that they can watch jokes and have fun next to them, lest the world be chaotic. There is another kind of people who drink too much and drink less. This kind of person is usually frustrated, so he talks nonsense when he is drunk, and even breaks things, which is very annoying.
Of course, the above four things only represent my personal views, so don't spray if you don't like them! What is the thing you can't accept?
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