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Wrong words, two-part allegorical sayings, jokes, twenty words
Toilet lighting-shit (death)
Sleep in the toilet-it's not far from shit (death)
The Scholar's Empty Coffin Buried —— Nobody in the Forest (Eyes)
Grandma's dead son-no uncle (save)
Potters plant somersaults-pour iron (paste)
Zhang Tianshi went to sea-(Mo) It felt strange.
Zhang Tianshi knelt in the mud, begging for sunshine.
The donkey is riding in Zhang-there is no (strange) ride.
A rooster is wearing a hat-an official crown.
Knock ash on the head of a chicken-(a few) The head of a chicken is angry
Chickens peck ants-just the right food
You don't need an awl to accept the sole-just a (real) needle.
A paper railing-you can't lean on it.
Paper stool-you can't sit on it.
The stove made of paper doesn't work on the pot.
Paper pipa-"(talking) can't play"
Donkey skin sticks to the wall-not like painting.
Kidnapper in Hospital-(Consciously) Foot Therapy
Frogs jump on drums-(understand) knock.
Walking down the coal kiln with crutches-pouring (moldy) coal step by step.
Cross the road with a beard-(modesty) with a beard.
The horse in the picture-not riding (strange)
Jujube core cutting board-no (less) saw
Selling cloth without feet-deliberately not measuring (well)
There is no scale to sell shrimp-catch (blindly) shrimp
Firefly's ass-not as bright as it is.
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