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Wrong words, two-part allegorical sayings, jokes, twenty words

Pole vault in the toilet-through feces (score)

Toilet lighting-shit (death)

Sleep in the toilet-it's not far from shit (death)

The Scholar's Empty Coffin Buried —— Nobody in the Forest (Eyes)

Grandma's dead son-no uncle (save)

Potters plant somersaults-pour iron (paste)

Zhang Tianshi went to sea-(Mo) It felt strange.

Zhang Tianshi knelt in the mud, begging for sunshine.

The donkey is riding in Zhang-there is no (strange) ride.

A rooster is wearing a hat-an official crown.

Knock ash on the head of a chicken-(a few) The head of a chicken is angry

Chickens peck ants-just the right food

You don't need an awl to accept the sole-just a (real) needle.

A paper railing-you can't lean on it.

Paper stool-you can't sit on it.

The stove made of paper doesn't work on the pot.

Paper pipa-"(talking) can't play"

Donkey skin sticks to the wall-not like painting.

Kidnapper in Hospital-(Consciously) Foot Therapy

Frogs jump on drums-(understand) knock.

Walking down the coal kiln with crutches-pouring (moldy) coal step by step.

Cross the road with a beard-(modesty) with a beard.

The horse in the picture-not riding (strange)

Jujube core cutting board-no (less) saw

Selling cloth without feet-deliberately not measuring (well)

There is no scale to sell shrimp-catch (blindly) shrimp

Firefly's ass-not as bright as it is.