A ten-minute comedy script

Opening: A table on the stage, with aunt's hand behind her back.

Aunt: Boys have four ideas: one is to live a long life, the other is to be omnipotent, the third is to guess prizes, and the fourth is to date in the girls' dormitory. (A meal) Hey, hey! We've been making trouble ever since the boys set the war on us. The leader was wise, and twelve gold medals urged me to personally supervise the array. Alas, Lian Po is old. If it weren't for the grim situation, how could I be willing to give up the green mountains and green waters? (Go to the table and sit down).

(Just then, my brother came up to her quietly ...)

Aunt: Hey, hey, hey, stop! Can't you see I'm giving a speech? How rude!

Brothers; (Stopping and angrily facing the audience) Hey! Who says this building is highly myopic? ! (Turning around at once and showing a lovely smile) Ah! It turned out to be an aunt! Aunt, how have you been recently?

Aunt: Come on!

Brother: (walks up to him, grinning) Aunt, don't be angry! Look at this. (Crane dries its wings) I stand out from the crowd! Aunt, do you think you are handsome?

Aunt: (get up, bend over and look around him. Handsome? Oh! You are very creative. It is your courage to live. Ugliness is not your intention, but God has a little temper. You have to live bravely. Without you, who can foil the beauty of the world?

Brother: (smiling gracefully) Aunt, this is all your fault! I am ugly, but I am gentle!

Aunt: (angrily) Gentle? Look, look ... don't blame me for being outspoken. The five senses develop freely and there is no team spirit. (Paused, loudly) Looking at Dong Fangbubai from a distance, looking at the second generation of the fallen god from a distance. I'm not flattering, cucumber or cricket!

Brother: (still restrained) Hehe, if animals can talk to people, it must be talking about animals!

Aunt: Hum! Listen up, girls' dormitory, men stop. Dare to break in, a fine of 50.

Brother: Wow! 50! Other dorms are only 45! (gruff) Hum! Are you afraid that I will sue you for arbitrary charges?

Aunt: Fear of death is not the building manager!

Brother: (loudly) Well, that's what you said, so don't blame me. . . . . .

Aunt: How about-

Brother: (suddenly humbly) Aunt, I'm sorry! Aunt, I'm unreasonable, but I'm not sensible. (Suddenly pulls out a red envelope from his pocket) I am a man who knows the rules. Nothing, no respect.

Aunt: (suddenly bright eyes smile) Wow! The person who knows me-(suddenly regaining seriousness) is not you! (Paused and angrily) Who do you think I am? Is my personality so worthless?

Brother: Wow! How do you know there's no money in it-

Aunt: Son of a bitch, I tell you, I never take bribes less than 5000.

May: That is to say, those larger than 5,000-

Aunt: More than 5,000 yuan-nobody gave it to me! So, I am still innocent, and I can't defile my innocence because of you!

May: Aunt, I really admire you. Now think about it, how much do cadres above the building management level know about innocence? I am so touched that you can stick to your dedication and selflessness in your ordinary post. I'm simply touched-sweating!

Aunt: Hum!

Brother: (Drum makes a sad look) Aunt, actually ... I'm not a bad teenager, I have to do it today! The thing is-I have a sister who is like a sister to me. Now she is seriously ill in bed, and no one cares about her. She just called me in tears, saying that her back is sore and her legs are cramping, and she is eager to miss her. I just want to go up and care!

Aunt: (impatiently returning to her seat) What about the people in their dormitory?

May: Some people have gone on dates. You know, falling in love is a very fashionable sport. Others go online, because it is said that truth is naked, and many people love to look for truth online.

Aunt: Poor thing, but I still can't let you go up. I am very principled.

Brothers; Aunt (sincerely), you must let me go up. She is my only friend! Yan Fang went with Guo Rong. Annan was too busy. Bin Laden has his own career. Gates often calls me, but he always borrows money from me. Dam is studying in America. If something happens to her, what's the point of me living?

Auntie; No way!

Brother: (sobbing) Aunt, why are you so unkind? I thought you were. . . . . .

Aunt: Alas! People who know me worry about me, and people who don't know me say what I want. . . . .

Brother: world without thieves.

Aunt: And tell such a beautiful lie. If there were no thieves in the world, my "blue BMW" should be able to spend my old age safely now.

Brother: Me too. Thieves are everywhere, and everyone knows them. . . . . .

Aunt: Let me ask you: What is the most expensive in 2 1 century?

Brother: (thinking) Go to the girls' dormitory! Fifty at a time!

Aunt: (angrily) You still make fun of me. I was just trying to scare you. I know the law. I also know that students' money is hard to come by. I came from a poor family. I know that students should rely on patient education to make mistakes. How can I really give you money? Is your conscience okay? I ... . . . .

Brother: (takes out towel to wipe tears ...) Auntie! (Learn from Fan Wei) Fate! Touched, so touched! Gu Long said that you can have many friends, but one confidant is enough. Get this confidant in this life and die without regret! I must buy you two drinks today. Wait, I'll be right down ...

Aunt: Stop! Have you finished your performance? Who is your bosom friend? (Pushing him out of the door)

Brother: (to the audience) She watched it again. You all saw it. It's not that I'm unreasonable, but ... Alas! In that case, I'll have to use a killer, okay?

(suddenly serious) Hey, Auntie, talking too much is all nonsense. Tell you what, let's make a deal. Don't give up, okay?

Aunt: Hum! What are your benefits?

Brother: (arrogantly) Hum! Aren't you the building manager now? Ah-as long as you let me go up, I promise you will be the building manager in three months. How's it going?

Aunt: (thoughtfully) Who is your father? ...

May: I tell you responsibly-it's a secret. |

Aunt: (indignantly) Sad (like Zhao Benshan)! I really feel sorry for you. In order to enter this girl's dormitory, you first bribe me with money, then make up stories to cheat my feelings, and then seduce me with power. ..............................................................................................................................., if every young person is like you, is there any hope for our country? There is still hope for our country.

Brother: (I changed my anger, thought for a long time, and felt guilty! ! ) Auntie ... I'm sorry! They say that college students will encounter a lot of trouble in the future if they don't learn to bribe. Without hypocrisy, you can't find friends; If you don't understand the trading of power and money, you are out of touch with the times ... I didn't know they were wrong until I saw you, and they misunderstood the times! You know, justice is the mainstream of the times! ! !

Aunt: Alas! Well, I believe you are not bad at all. You are only a little influenced by the climate. I believe you can correct it. (patting him on the shoulder)

My brother rolled his eyes: Auntie! Were you good at sports when you were young?

Aunt: Huh? You can see this (turning around). Think about that year ... (He runs in) Hey! Hear me out! (Chase)

I am the president of the school drama club, so I have collected a lot of scripts. This is my collection!