How to say a humorous sentence to break the cold war?

1, I know you still love me, and your eyes won't lie. If you can still accept my love, please let me tell you that I love you again.

I hope to be with you forever, no matter what happens in the future. Although you can't forgive me now, I will definitely try.

3. quarreling is very frustrating. We are as sweet as ever. Let's not do this again, shall we?

I tell myself not to miss you every day, but I miss you all the time these days.

5. You pout when you are angry, much like the pig baby of Brother Bajie in my heart.