Who has humorous jokes? Introduce a few, 3Q3Q.

Aro, paggey and dclee went swimming in the celestial camp, and then Aro found that men's penises were big and small. Airborne radio range finder

I'm curious to ask dclee why

Well ... this ... man thing ... the bigger it is ... it means he is smarter. Don't worry, when you are older.

You will understand, and soon everyone will be separated. Later, dclee approached aro and asked: Where is paggey? Oh, she is with a girl.

A man who is getting smarter and smarter

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Xiaoying, a thirteen-year-old country girl, came to a factory in Taipei to make bristles.

When she was growing up, she found a lot of black hair on her genitals, thinking it was infected by those bristles, so she ran to ask her boss.

Mom.

Xiaoying: Madam, I was infected by a bristle brush. I have a lot of hair under me!

Boss: Silly boy, this is normal.

Xiaoying still didn't believe it, so the proprietress took off her pants.

She didn't believe it until she showed it to her.

A few months later, Xiaoying noticed that her pubic hair was getting more and more, and she began to worry again.

So he ran to the wife of shop-owner, just

The good boss is not here. She will tell the boss about it.

The boss said with a smile, don't worry.

Xiaoying still didn't believe it, so the boss took off his pants and showed it to her.

Then Xiaoying cried and said that even the handle grew out.

And said it wouldn't be infected. Boss:? #@! !

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Pugio asked, pointing to Arrow's ass, what is this? Why didn't I? Arrow said proudly, my mother said:

This is for boys only. Hum! You didn't! So Peggy went home crying and complained to her mother, "Why don't I have that?"

One? Mother comforted her and said, when you grow up,

If there are several, there are several. ......

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The wife tried to attract her husband's attention, but failed.

One day, my wife saw a sexy underwear in the street, and the unwilling wife immediately bought it, expecting her husband to get off work. evening

In fact, when Mr. Wang was reading the newspaper, his wife was dangling in front of him in purple sexy underwear, hoping that Mr. Wang would respond.

Yes, but Mr. Wang is indifferent. therefore ...

The next day, the wife went to change a red sexy underwear, but the husband still didn't respond. At this point, madam.

I couldn't help it anymore, so I was naked in front of my husband ... God help those who help him, and my husband will eventually.

Respond ... sir: madam, the purple underwear you wore yesterday is very sexy and charming, but the red underwear you just wore.

Underwear is like fire, ... but now this flesh-colored underwear ... had better be ironed before wearing it! !

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The teacher called Xiaoming: Xiaoming, I have a ranch. Would you like to have a look? Xiao Ming: OK! Xiao Ming

I saw milking when I visited, and I was very interested in milking machine, so I bought a pot from my teacher and went home.

Comfortable ... Xiaoming took it home for use. After a few minutes, I came out, but the machine didn't stop. It was urgent.

He called the teacher and asked Xiaoming, "Teacher, why did the boiler stop for him?" ?

Teacher: It's very simple. If you fill a bucket, you will stop. ....

Xiao Ming: *&; ^&； *^%()

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Xiaohua: Xiaoming, what are you doing in bed? Xiaoming: I found an egg. Some people say it is an elephant's egg. I'm going to bed.

In fact, I hatched him and sold him to the circus Xiaohua. Xiaohua put her hand into the quilt with a grain of salt and groped around, and suddenly she was ecstatic.

Cried: alas! It's true! It has begun to hatch. I touched the elephant's nose.

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In the driving training class's electric driving range, the coach yelled at Arrow ... gnome male-". ...

Girl, where are you looking at? How many times have I told you? ...

Look ahead, not below. Why is it crooked again?

Tut tut ... it's so crooked ... I'm just teaching it. Why did you forget again?

Where did your hand touch? ! That! That! !

Go on ...-Who told you to push forward and backward? Back off! !

ㄛㄛㄛㄛ ... shaking badly. ...

Who told you to lift your left foot so high? Laugh? Still dare to laugh? !

...@#$%^&； * ... P.S.: Poor Arrow

Because I laughed too much, the whole class practiced reversing, but it didn't work ... Q_Q

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There lived an old nun and a little nun in the monastery. The little nun has lived in a monastery since she was a child, and now she is nineteen years old.

, looks slim,

However, the trend of longing for love is becoming more and more obvious. She felt that this desire was evil, but she didn't know how to solve it, so she went to old age.

The nun confided.

The little nun said, old nun, I have been thinking about what men should do recently. The old nun looked at the little nun sympathetically, and then turned around.

He opened the drawer, handed the little nun a revolver, and said, if you have any desire for men again, run to the back hill and go to the court yourself.

A shot in the sky will calm you down.

The little nun did it, and bang. Strangely, her mood calmed down at once.

Day after day, the little nun used this method to eliminate her needs, but as she grew older, she found that she needed to shoot more guns.

In order to ease her desire, she played more and more bullets since then, and finally one day she took all the bullets out of her revolver in one breath.

After playing, to her surprise, she still couldn't get rid of her desire for self-sufficiency. It suddenly occurred to her that the old nun was too old. She was a nun.

There must be another way to solve it, so the little nun went to the old nun's room for advice.

When I walked in, I almost fainted-the old nun was wearing a basket wave suit, carrying two machine guns and a row of grenades hanging around her waist.

Dragging a cannon

Go outside with red eyes, ready to vent. ........

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Peggy accidentally ran into the boys' swimming pool and all the boys stared at her. ...

At this time, Peggy walked along the pool and found something different. He grabbed a sign and covered the key parts. ...

At this moment, the boys laughed!

Page felt strange, and later found that the sign said "only men", so he quickly changed his face. But when she changed her face,

Wait, the men laughed louder. The result is ... the sign says "two meters deep".

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One day, Mary, a four-year-old girl, happily said to her mother:

"Mom, mom, I know!"

Know what? '

"Dad's belly is so big!"

Oh, why? '

"Because I saw the maid Julie this morning.

Blow the pipe under dad's stomach desperately. "

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One day, a rich businessman drove a Cadillac and took his beautiful young daughter for a ride. Through the wilderness,

From a distance, I saw a few devils blocking the road and robbing. Father and daughter are very anxious and don't know what to do.

Suddenly, my daughter had a brainwave: "Dad, it's best to hide all the important jewels in her little hole to reduce the loss."

. Sure enough, when the robbers stopped them,

I couldn't find the money, so I had to drive the Cadillac away. The rich businessman looked at the Cadillac drifting away and couldn't help sighing.

"alas! If only your mother were here!

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There was a playboy who married a country girl .. On their wedding night, the bride and groom were sent to the bridal chamber, and soon the playboy was

Was carried out and sent to the emergency department. ...

Mother-in-law: What's the matter with you?

Bride: ㄜ ... I don't know. He invited me to dinner. ...

I want to eat with my hands. It is impolite to go to the kitchen to get chopsticks. ...

But I'm worried that he will laugh at my vulgar eating with chopsticks.

Disgraced, so I changed my knife and fork. ...

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There is a person who suffers from a serious diet. Every time he talks to someone, he always prevaricates. One day, his wife couldn't stand him any longer.

He told him to see a doctor. When he arrived at the hospital,

Hang up the number, the doctor called him in, he said to the doctor:

Medical ... health ... can you ... treat ... treat ... my ... food?

After careful examination, the doctor said that the reason why you eat is that your penis is too big, a total of four.

Ten centimeters. If you want to cure your bad appetite, you must have an operation to remove fifteen centimeters.

He underwent surgery to remove 15 cm.

Sure enough, after the operation, his food disappeared, his speech became slippery and he went home happily. His wife saw his.

I'm glad I was cured, but that night, after they had sex, his wife felt very dissatisfied.

Then I said to him, I think you are better as before. Ask the doctor to bring it back to you tomorrow!

The next day, he went to the hospital. When he saw the doctor, he said to him, "Doctor, please have another operation. I want to put my penis. "

Restore it to its original state.

As a result, the doctor said to him, "It's too late ..."

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Zhu Xiao caressed his girlfriend hard, and when he touched his chest, ...

Zhu Xiao asked: What is this? Girlfriend replied: Is this an electric bell?

Zhu Xiao asked again: Why is there no sound when you ring the bell?

The girlfriend said angrily at this moment: idiot! How can there be sound without plugging in?

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A Dai: Dad, what is sex?

Dad: hmm ... let me show you.

(Dad brings A Dai into the room and points to his mother lying in bed. )

Dad: Did you see Mom's hole? Dad: Look at this. ...

Dad jumped on the bed and began to have sex with his mother. )

(At this moment, my brother ran in. )

Brother: What is Dad doing? A Dai: Have sex with mom.

Brother: What is sex?

A Dai: See Dad's hole? A Dai: Look at this. ...

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On a remote mountain in the mainland, there lived a mother and daughter. They lived a very simple life and had a lot of modern electricity.

The product is unprecedented.

One day, because it was said that there were reactionaries on the mountain, the mother and son were implicated, arrested by the public security and detained in different places.

In the same prison. In May, Mother's Day is coming. My daughter misses her mother very much, so she went to the warden to ask her.

Meet my mother.

The warden said, "it's impossible to meet, but I can let you record a message for your mother with a microphone." ?

Daughter is bother to thank, but the warden said:

"But! You have to do something for me first. Then he stood up, took off his pants and pointed to his words.

Son,

Show a wretched smile. When my daughter saw it, she held a stick in her hands and shouted at it.

Say, "Mom! Happy Mother's Day

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In a monastery on a high mountain, there lived a group of pure-hearted nuns. Usually, they have to go shopping by bike down the mountain every day.

Minsheng supplies ...

Suddenly one day, the old nun couldn't stand it. She called everyone together to give a lecture and said, "It will be even bigger if you ride down the mountain."

Screaming ..

[I put the bicycle cushion back! ! !

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It is said that there is an uninhabited island in the South Pacific. Only a few black people live on the island and have never been in contact with them.

The outside world.

Until that day ... a cruise ship sank not far from the outlying island, and only two white nuns survived and drifted.

Came to the beach at the southern tip of the island,

Two local residents studied around the unconscious nun all afternoon because they had never seen a white man and didn't know what it was.

What? It's getting dark

Suddenly, two nuns woke up slowly, and two natives quickly climbed up the coconut tree and buried their heads in the coconut leaves.

After waking up, the two nuns were hungry. When they looked around, there was only one coconut tree, so they went under it, but

The coconut tree is so high that two nuns have to look at the coconut and sigh!

Suddenly, a nun shouted as if she had discovered a new continent. Look, there is a hole in this coconut tree! Another nun

Also said: hey! This tree has it, too ; Two people studied along while,; Oh! It could be a vending machine! ; The first nun accepted at once.

When a coin was thrown into the hole, the natives on the first tree felt a sharp pain in their hips and could not help but shake it hard. A coconut

The child fell. "It's really a vending machine!" The second nun immediately took out a tree and put it in front of her.

The cave was blocked, but the native of this tree was too scared to move, and the second nun waited for a long time.

Nothing fell. "Strange, is this broken?" Look for it. Where is the coin refund counter? "The second repair.

After the woman found the coin return lever and shook it ... "Look! This one sells coconut milk! "