Asking for a sketch

Did you buy a cemetery for the second uncle? It’s called (Falling Leaves Return to Their Roots)

It’s from the 8th Luhua Cup Sketch Competition, right? It's so beautiful. I never get tired of watching it no matter how many times. He is the third place in the competition, the first runner-up. I think he should be first in the competition, or at least second. After the Spring Festival Gala, I haven’t laughed like this for a long time. In the final, I even laughed to tears. You have to make it clear what it is in. Otherwise, those who have never seen it or have no impression of it will think it is a Zhao Benshan movie. I even cut out all the lines from the movie. Fortunately, you met an understanding person like me! (In order to complete the Baidu task and to be correct, I kept typing last time.) Now I have also read it. Apart from the words I typed, there are no closer words on the Internet. (Maybe they copied mine.) The following is what I typed by myself. . I can almost memorize the words. But I strive to be accurate and type while watching. Look, do you want to reward me with some reward points? I was the first to post it again. There is also a video address. The correct answer must be mine! Allen, Chang Yuan, and Wang Ning are actors. Yan Fei is the director. The actors are all from Happy Twist!

Thank you: Why haven’t you come yet?

Grave seller: Just wait!

Alan: Hello, is this Cemetery No. 250?

Thank you: Yes

Alan: yes, I am too smart. I just found the 89th one.

Alan: Hello everyone, I am a friend of the deceased. We made an appointment with you on the phone. The deceased blessed me to bring his ashes here from abroad. Find him a suitable cemetery here. This is the purpose of my coming. Do you understand my purpose?

Alan: Yes, I am too smart and express myself too clearly. Another thing is that the deceased blessed me to hand over his inheritance to his eldest nephew, Mr. Thank you. May I ask who you are, Mr. Thank you?

Grave seller: Second uncle (crying). How uncomfortable I feel.

Thank you: That’s alright. There’s no need for you, a grave seller, to cry like this.

Thank you: Second uncle, you went abroad when I was two years old. I just heard that you had become a prostitute, and you were buried in the funeral. As a tomb seller, my second uncle loved luxury and hustle and bustle during his lifetime, so I bought the entire tomb. I was hung with small speakers on every tree, playing the sound of traffic 24 hours a day. I dug up all the little paupao tombs here, set up a simple shed, and prepared ramen, barbecue, pancakes and fruits, gaba vegetables, and ear-eye fried cakes for me. Arrange a row of security guards here for me. If nothing happens, I will chase them away and run around my second uncle's grave. Get lively.

Grave seller: Sir, this extra expense is not small.

Thank you: It’s nothing to spend a little money as a junior when the elders are gone.

Grave seller: Yes

Thank you: Besides, how expensive can your most expensive grave be?

Grave seller: 48,000 square meters

Thank you: the cheapest one

Grave seller: 47,700

Allen: Wow, it’s more expensive than ours.

Thank you: Mr. Allen, how much inheritance did my second uncle leave to me?

Allen: Let me tell you this, your second uncle starved to death abroad. I even paid for the return air ticket. Can you give me the return ticket?

Thank you: Registration is over

Alan: Where is it?

Thank you: Let me tell you Mr. Allen, this is not my second uncle at all. Didn’t my second uncle say he is a millionaire?

Allen: You can’t be wrong. What you did just now was the same as your second uncle’s shameless behavior. Your father's name is Xie Tian, ??your second uncle's name is Xie Di, and your name is Xie Xie. Your whole family is very polite.

Thank you: So there are so many people who are so polite, are they all my second uncle?

Allen: Your second uncle still remembers that today is your 30th birthday. He told me to give you this urn as a birthday gift on your birthday. Happy birthday, and my condolences. Your second uncle's last wish is to be buried in this land in his hometown. Come on, son, take a shovel and plant this tree of life!

Thank you: Just a moment. Does planting trees cost money?

Grave seller: 4,404 yuan. This tree symbolizes the rebirth of life.

Thank you: It is said that after death, people have to be reincarnated and become a new person, but do you think it is interesting to plant a tree on the ashes? Will you be reincarnated as a vegetable in the future? Or Plants vs. Zombies?

Grave seller: No.

Allen: Fallen leaves return to their roots, my child. You will fulfill the wish of the deceased!

Thank you: It’s not that I’m not round, but I can’t live without paying more than 40,000 yuan per square meter for a broken tomb.

Grave seller: Living people will not live in graves, so the price of graves is very expensive. Let me introduce it to you. This is a set of north-south transparent board tombs that are very suitable for the elderly. There is a dark kitchen and a dark bathroom, no light all year round, water leakage in winter and frost in summer, downstairs on the ground, next door's surname is Zhang. Ah, our biggest advantage now is the geographical environment. You see, it is adjacent to the Huangquan Expressway on the left and the Jiahe Airport. The bustling pedestrian street in our entire cemetery area is a dead end in the middle. Another good news is that if you can buy the cemetery in full now, we will also A coffin can be given to you as a gift. I don’t know if you prefer flip-top or slide-top type?

Thank you: Do you have a touch screen?

Grave seller: After research, it has been discontinued.

Alan: Why?

Grave seller: No one pressed. This set of treasure tombs is the most luxurious Egyptian style in the entire tomb area. The pyramid symbolizes the wealth and rights of the deceased during his lifetime. Hey, if you bury the second uncle here, we will specially hire professional dancers with exotic styles to dance with you.

Dancing

Alan: I like this, just buy this one

Grave seller: How about it, Mr. Xie, our dance is pretty good!

Thank you: Dancing is good. Does dancing cost money?

Grave seller: 47,111 yuan per paragraph

Thank you: The money is not expensive, but I am afraid that I will make my second uncle alive.

Grave seller: I almost forgot, Mr. Xie, I would like to ask you, does the second uncle have a local household registration?

Thank you: Is there any difference?

Grave seller: If you are a local, you can bury it immediately.

Thank you: What if you are a foreigner?

Grave seller: Then you have to die for five years first. After five years, I can buy this grave with my personal tax invoice

Thank you: Just right, I can’t buy it

Seller of the grave: Thank you, Mr. Xie, you don’t have to worry about this. Look, I have a list here. These are local old ladies who have recently passed away. You can choose a suitable one for the second uncle to marry in secret, so that the second uncle can buy a grave as soon as he gets his household registration.

Thank you: Do you still need to have a wedding ceremony?

Grave seller: You are so brave. Mr. Xie, Mr. Xie, let me think of a way for you. Let’s procrastinate. Let’s try to buy two sets of graves directly. One set will be used to bury your second uncle and the other set will be rented out and the rent will be used to repay the loan.

Thank you: your company calls me Aiwofen! In this case, please step aside for a moment, I'm discussing this with my second uncle. Second uncle, don’t you mean to make people laugh at me? Do you think I'm doing well? In fact, the two of us are pretty much the same. You are starving to death and I am about to starve to death. You say you are a turtle, you can be a bit more western, how romantic is it to scatter your ashes into the sea, raise fish and amuse the seagulls if you have nothing to do, and eat seafood if you are craving for it. If you have to bury this, okay, after all, we are relatives, so I will scatter you on the ground!

Mr. Xie, the tomb seller.

Alan: This check is left to me as thanks, thank you

Thank you: I just want to thank you. My eglish name is just thanks.

Allen: One million, US dollars

Grave seller: Mr. Xie, we have a set of large family graves that are especially suitable for you. You can bury the second uncle in it and roll around.

Thank you: Oh~ (crying) My second uncle~ Hehehehe! The second uncle

The tomb seller: I express my condolences and accept the change. Please consider the big family grave

Thank you: I have decided, the second uncle

The tomb seller: The filial son

Thank you: Let’s go home. Second uncle, this level is too low. I will accompany you to see an affordable tomb in two days. (Thank you for the end)

Alan: You haven’t paid me my ticket yet

Grave seller: Hug, hug, big brother, I’ll pay for you. Hey, Brother Allen, Brother Ai, right? Brother Ai, let me recommend to you my Dahu Tomb. This is the perfect place for your head.

Alan: Oh, buy it, you can pay me my air ticket

Grave seller: Hug, hug, can’t understand Chinese (Grave seller, Allen’s end) ,

The end of the play