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Interesting things related to the number "0"
Story 1: Once upon a time, people lived happily because of numbers. One day, a nightmare came.
The king said, "Now 8 is the left prime minister, 7 is the right prime minister, 6 is the national teacher, 5, 4, 3 is the quality officer, and 3, 2, 1 is the county magistrate." 0 will be driven out of the digital kingdom forever. 0 unconvinced, he said, "Why am I abandoned forever?" King No.9 said, "Because you are 0, it doesn't make any sense. You are useless to human beings! You'd better get out! "
Since then, the nightmare has come to the digital kingdom. The student scored 100, which can only be recorded as 1 minute. You can only count to 1 when counting down. Whatever you do, there is nothing wrong. As a result, ordinary people began to talk about it. Among them, citizen A said, "We should complain about Wang 9." Citizen B is a student and is the first in the exam every year. Because there is no 0, every time he is typed as 1. Citizen B said, "Boo hoo, Boo hoo, give me back the 100 points, or give the position of the king to other people!" "Citizen C is an athlete. On one occasion, Digital Kingdom held a sports meeting and invited C to participate. Start the countdown when running. If there is a number 0, citizen C can break the long-distance running record of the digital kingdom. Then, the common people C said, "Boo hoo hoo. If you don't invite the number 0 back, don't blame us for being rude. Hey! " King 9 had no choice but to send an emissary to bring back the number 0, and appointed him General 0. Since the number 0 came back, Digital King has become a kingdom full of laughter.
This is the adventure of the number 0.
Say, don't we need the number 0 in our lives? Why do you need the number 0? Why are numbers good for human beings and not bad? Write it down when you think of it!
Story 2: (a bit like a joke, I made it up myself)
0 said to 8, "Big Brother! When did you wear your belt again? Very handsome!
0 said to 10, "Oh, poor baby! I am lame and have to walk with crutches. ......
0 said to 6, "Son, aren't you tired of holding hands all the time?"
0 said to 9, "Oh, girl! Ballet!
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