The Gemini meteor shower is coming, asking for a meteor shower joke.

1. It is said that in the dinosaur era, a meteorite fell from the sky and many dinosaurs ran away, but one of them not only did not run, but closed his eyes and folded his hands. Other dinosaurs puzzled and asked, What are you doing? Don't run, wait to die! The dinosaur said, didn't you see it? Such a big meteor, at least make a wish before running. After writing the manuscript, I smoked and rested on the balcony. Suddenly, I saw a flash of light in the night sky. I was excited: a meteor! So I immediately made a wish ... after making six or seven wishes, I opened my eyes and threw the cigarette butt out of the balcony. Suddenly I heard a girl's voice downstairs: "Wow! Another meteor! Make a wish quickly ... "3. An old couple born on the same day in the same year lived together for 35 years. Today, they held a grand banquet to celebrate their 60th birthday. During the dinner, God came. God praised the old couple as a real "loving couple" and promised to give each of them a wish. The old lady said excitedly, "We are poor. I just want to have a good look at the world and make a trip around the world. " God waved his hand, and with a bang, a dozen plane tickets fell into the old lady's hand from the air. It's the old man's turn to make a wish. He thought for a moment and said, "I want to marry a woman 30 years younger than me." Here comes God again. Bang! ..... The old man suddenly turned 90. A couple came to a wishing pool, and the husband bent down and made a wish and threw a coin into the well. My wife also wanted to make a wish, but when she bent down, she accidentally fell into the well. The husband was surprised, then smiled and said to himself: What a spirit!