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The good evil dragon
On the mountain in the distance, there is an evil dragon.
Although people call him a dragon, he actually doesn't do anything bad. He even turned into a human and helped an old lady cross the road.
But the evil dragon world cannot tolerate such a kind-hearted evil dragon. They all mocked him for his poor performance this year. Normally he would not respond, but today he was full of complaints because he didn't sleep well. , said on the spot: "Hey, I have such a bad temper, let's wait and see." The evil dragon turned around and flew away.
Although he said harsh words, he is not the kind of evil dragon who makes trouble everywhere. Now he is in a dilemma, and the evil dragon begins to blame himself for being unable to calm down.
He walked around these familiar villages, but could not find a suitable target. He was very frustrated and walked to the river to catch a fish for dinner.
"Just a joke, it's not the first time anyway." The evil dragon thought to himself, but his expression was quite unwilling.
"Hey! Mr. Long, what are you doing?" came the voice of a little girl.
The evil dragon was obviously very frightened: "Oh my God, you scared me to death. Can you keep your voice down? You have driven away the fish."
"Hey , No, how do you know I am a dragon?" The evil dragon continued.
"It seems that Mr. Long doesn't know much about his abilities. His tail is exposed." The little girl said with a smile.
The evil dragon scratched its head in embarrassment, its tail wagging back and forth unconsciously.
"Mr. Long, can you fly?" the little girl asked.
The dragon stretched out its wings.
"I'm an evil dragon, the kind that can eat people!"
"I'm hungry, can you grill me a skewer?"
"I...don't...ok." The evil dragon admitted defeat.
Grilled a few skewers of fish that were crispy on the outside and tender on the inside.
"Can you take me to where you live?" the little girl asked again.
The evil dragon was worried about being teased when he went back, and this little girl came to his door.
I agreed without thinking. But you have to let me finish my meal first.
After the evil dragon finished eating the last fish, he said: "Get on my back quickly."
The little girl climbed up along the tail.
"Hey, what is this?"
"Dragon horns, idiot, don't touch them, they are the dignity of the dragon."
"Then I Can I scratch your ears?"
"As long as you don't touch the dragon's horns," the little girl smiled happily.
The dragon looked at her smile in fascination, because he had never seen such a clean smile, and if his ears hadn't been pinched and hurt, they might have fallen off.
Fortunately, we made it to the mountain without any danger.
When the evil dragons saw it, they thought, oh, I really brought a person back, and decided to play tricks on this dragon who did something bad for the first time.
The little girl was not afraid when she saw so many ferocious dragons. Instead, she turned around and hugged the dragon's thigh and said, "Thank you, Mr. Long, I have never seen so many dragons." ”
All the evil dragons were shocked. They had never encountered such a fierce little girl and didn’t know what to do.
The little girl was very open-minded. One moment she asked the evil dragon to accompany her on the swing, and the next she made the evil dragon perform a fire-breathing show... She had a great time.
Seeing that the sun was about to set, the evil dragons felt that it was inappropriate to continue like this, and unanimously decided to let the kind-hearted evil dragon send her back.
Before leaving, the little girl asked: "Can I come again in the future?"
"You are welcome at any time." The evil dragons said in unison.
Then the little girl happily waved goodbye, and the dragons also stretched out their two small front paws and dangled.
Later, the little girl came here every other day, and the evil dragons took her to bully the tiger, sing with the birds, catch fish in the river, and then spit fire and roast them....
Slowly the little girl grew up into a big girl.
The sun was shining brightly on the wedding day. The whole village was in a rare state of joy.
A sudden rain of petals fell from the sky. She knew it was raining down from the sky by evil dragons.
This is the happiest day in her life, because she is going to marry the kind-hearted Mr. Long who always stands in front of her, protects her, and never does bad things.
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