A humorous story that expresses verbal wit.

An old man is very old and has only one tooth in his mouth. One day, he ate lotus root and stuffed his teeth. Someone asked him how he could fill a tooth. The old man said, alas, my teeth are bitten into a lotus root circle, hehe, I have to live by this joke in my life. . . Seven facts you have to admit 1. You can't drop essential balm into your eyes. You don't know how many joints there are in both hands. You can't breathe with your tongue out. You are writing the third article. When you do the third item, you actually think it is feasible, but you will look like a dog. 6. You are laughing now, because I ruined you. 7. Share, and you can avenge others. One day, mosquitoes and mantis went to peek at a woman taking a bath. Mosquito proudly said: you see, I stabbed her twice in the chest ten years ago, and now it is so swollen; Mantis said unconvinced, what's the matter? Ten years ago, I split a knife between her legs, and now I'm still bleeding every month ... how can we get together to talk about offending my wife? Finally, there are several old methods: kneeling on the washboard, kneeling on the keyboard and kneeling on the motherboard. A buddy bragged that his wife loved her, and he certainly wouldn't kneel like that. Everyone coaxed him to call his wife and repeated his choice. His wife said: how painful it is to kneel, how can you be so bad! We asked: Why are you kneeling? His wife was silent for a long time: kneel down and eat instant noodles, don't drop slag! Monks visit people. When the master saw that he was a monk, he asked, "Master, do you drink?" The monk smiled and said, "Drink a little wine, but never be a vegetarian."