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What is it like to fall in love with your boss?

Foreword

A netizen once asked me if I have ever suddenly found myself feeling like the heroine of a romance novel. My answer is - yes.

I have been secretly in love with the company's vice president for three years. He is the boss at work and likes to tease me. He is very happy to see me holding my breath. After get off work, I was his boss, and he had to send me home every day, and he would also be beaten and kicked by me to make me feel bad at work.

When I met him when I was heartbroken and depressed, he said he fell in love with me at first sight and wanted to protect me when he saw me.

I was quite resistant to him at first. I felt that he had a good relationship with everyone, like a playboy, and I was too lazy to talk to him.

But he is always calm and calm, and he can scold anyone, but he has a high tolerance for me. I am the only one who dares to confront him, and he can't do anything to me.

After working together for a long time, I found that he has a strong working ability, and when I was criticized by other colleagues, he could stand up to defend me, endure my cynicism, work overtime with me, and make me happy.

In the end, my iceberg melted. He said that he has been chasing me for a year. I don't think it has been that long?

Why are we secretly in love? Don’t get me wrong. We are both good young men. The man is unmarried and the woman is unmarried. We are just in the same company. He is the company manager. It is really difficult for our relationship to be made public. .

I am afraid that if he treats me better, others will think he is partial. Even if I get benefits from hard work, others will think that they are due to his relationship.

In the past three years, our acting skills have been perfected. I can always say "F" smoothly when I open and close my mouth. The work he arranges for me is not easy at all. This is why he is businesslike. criteria.

The thing that has nothing to do with romance novels may be that he first called me baby, but now he calls me Daimao. hehe.

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I always believe that God closes a door A door will always open a window for you. During the days when I was separated by my ex’s cold treatment, I once thought that God not only closed the door, but also hammered nails into the door.

I faced a breakup on my first day at a new company. My colleagues were all lovely and friendly. They offered to take me downstairs to eat and get familiar with the environment, but I refused. I was afraid that I wouldn’t be able to control myself. Live in tears in front of them.

Only those who have lost their love know this feeling. Every sad love song I listen to seems to be talking about myself. I can’t help crying when I’m walking on the road or eating. I don’t want to feel this way again. have. It's a bit silly, but to be honest, it seems quite funny now.

The fate with Mr. F began during such an embarrassing period. Mr. F’s name is so catchy that I could immediately notice his name in a company group of hundreds of people, look at the unfamiliar faces around me, and wonder which one was him.

Later, during an exhibition going to another place, I was also on a business trip. I bought breakfast early in the breakfast shop downstairs of the company and was about to leave. My lovely female boss opened the door and came in and asked me, "Whose car are you taking to the exhibition?"

"I'm going to take the president's car." At this time, I didn't realize there was anything strange.

Until I saw Mr. F behind the female leader, it was the first time I met him in my memory. He smiled a little helplessly, and he pulled the female leader over. The two of them had always had a close relationship. He said to her in a loud voice: "Why don't you just ask her to sit in my car? Why are you asking?"

The female leader was also very naughty and said to him: "Why don't you say it yourself."

At that time, I guessed whether this guy was interested in me, but I had just experienced the pain of a broken relationship, and I didn’t dare to get involved in a new relationship.

Plus...he seems a bit carefree. He is very popular, and girls like to play with him and talk to him about everything. He is also humorous and generous, and talks naturally. He doesn't look like he is from the same world as me.

Mr. F is the vice president of the company. Logically speaking, he is the leader of my leader. It is impossible for me to have much contact with him.

But there were a lot of people leaving the company at that time, and his projects were directly assigned to me. I dealt with him directly, and there were a lot of things. Although he worked overtime with me every day, I still felt He is a pest.

After all, I am in a bad mood, coupled with a heavy workload and a lot of pressure, my whole person is like a time bomb, no, it should be a tracking bomb. After all, my bomb only fires at him in one direction.

Oddly enough, I was not afraid of him as soon as I started contacting him. Even though I knew he was my big boss, I revealed a lot of my grievances to him. When you are tired from work, just yell at him.

It’s just that I didn’t know it at the time, but people around me started to tease me, saying that if you dare to confront Mr. F, he can’t do anything to you and has never been cruel to you.

It was then that I discovered that he was extremely tolerant and tolerant of me. After all, he is the kind of person who trains people without even taking a breath. How could he be silenced by me? He just didn't want to argue with me.

Sometimes when he works overtime on weekends, he brings his pet dog to the company. It seems that he has watched a lot of videos of using pet dogs to make girls happy. However, I have been afraid of dogs since I was a child. When I saw that little teddy, my hair stood on end immediately, with resistance written all over my body.

However, that dog is also very helpful to his owner. When he saw me, he rubbed his legs on my legs and asked for a hug. I hugged him hard, but he kept scratching at me. , F looked at Zhile from the side and asked Gouzi: "Are you very happy today? When you see a beautiful woman, you rub it up, you perverted dog."

Then Gouzi peed. Fortunately, I just peed on the floor. While scolding the dog, F looked around for a mop. I remembered that I saw a mop when I went to the women's bathroom in the morning. As soon as I opened the door, I saw F standing there.

There was no one in the women's restroom on the weekend, so he and I looked directly at each other, feeling inexplicably nervous. In order to ease the atmosphere, he said: "Don't get me wrong, I see there are no mops in the men's restroom, so I thought it was in the women's restroom, so I knocked on the door several times to make sure no one came in. "

"It's okay. I thought you couldn't find it, so I thought I'd come to the women's restroom to help find her. "

Back at my seat, I continued to work, but I was a little distracted. At this time, F came to my side, bent down and stared at my computer screen, "How are you doing? Let me see."

As he spoke, his hand touched my hand that was playing with the mouse, and I was so frightened that I moved my hand away silently.

The air was so quiet that only his and mine breathing could be heard. I lowered my breathing rate to the point where I almost had to hold my breath. He kept sliding the mouse to point out the flaws in my work. I was a little embarrassed, after all, I knew that I was deserting.

As he was talking, I whispered, OK, I’ll change it. He turned his head suddenly, and I gasped in fright. The distance between him and me was so close... I only had to lean in a little to kiss him.

Oh my god, what am I thinking? I'm still falling in love.

F has many projects on hand, and working overtime under him has become a common occurrence. Every time I complain, he has no choice but to say that he will treat you to dinner and movies to compensate you, but you are unwilling.

You still have to rely on me for this. Why are you compensating me for having dinner and watching movies with you? After all, you have earned it with your own blood.

Once I worked overtime until late at night on his project. I was the only one in such a big company. I was obviously very scared. I sent him the file and quickly turned off the computer. At this time, he sent me a message asking me to Looking for a file for him, I instantly felt like I was screwed...

I took a photo of an empty office for him. What I wanted to say was, look, the company is gone. Now, it’s scary for me to work overtime by myself.

As a result, the old man said directly: Don’t take pictures of me, I’m afraid...

I immediately thought...

Okay, this It's okay to hold hair in your mouth, but you're afraid of ghosts. Hmm... I used to be afraid of ghosts, but now thanks to him, I feel a lot more courageous. After all, someone has to put on a show and be bold.

Every time he looks majestic in front of everyone, who would know that behind his back he is a timid person, afraid of the dark and ghosts, and dare not turn off the light when sleeping unless I hold him down and warn him not to turn it off. No one can sleep without the light.

Hahahaha, this is also a contrasting and cute thing about him. Others don’t know it, but I know it.

What’s funny is that on May 20, I learned about my ex’s marriage, and F just sent me a message that day, saying, do you know what day it is today?

I didn’t care, so I looked at the date and said it was Sunday, wondering if he would ask me to work overtime again.

He sent a laughing and crying emoticon and said it’s 520 today! 520! You shouldn't be at home...

I was completely confused at the time. I didn't understand what he meant, so I just said it had nothing to do with me. What I was thinking was that 520 is a holiday for lovers. Being single really has nothing to do with this holiday.

He later made a vomiting blood emoji, hahahahahaha.

I felt that he had been defeated by me, and that day was over. What a mess! I don’t know how long my reflex arc is. If you want to date me, why don’t you just say so!

I send this WeChat chat screenshot to him basically every 520, and I think it’s so funny that we are not in the same channel when answering different questions, hahahahaha.

The relationship took a turn for the better more than a month later. During another weekend overtime meeting, he looked at his phone and sent me a message asking if I would let me go home after get off work.

I looked at the time and saw that it was two hours ago that he sent me a message. Somehow, I thought to myself that if he didn’t receive my reply within two hours but was still waiting for me, I took his car back.

I’m going to reply to him. Are you on my way?

He responded to me right away. It's smooth. As long as you're in the passenger seat, you can go wherever you go.

My heart trembled slightly at that moment.

After the meeting, I saw him sitting there waiting for me, and everyone around him had dispersed. I saw that he became nervous again, but I still pretended to be calm.

It’s still funny when I think about it now. The sun is not very bright in broad daylight. He was wearing sunglasses while holding his hair in his mouth. Later I heard that he bought new sunglasses. At that time, he really wanted to look cool, but nothing happened. In my eyes at the time, what he did was a bit silly, haha.

I didn’t really let him take me home. I asked him to park in the shopping mall near my home. To be honest, I didn’t feel that I was familiar with him enough to know my home address.

I think Mr. F also experienced a lot of bitterness when he met me who was so repulsive to others.