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Chen Qingling: After the fire, Yibo was completely naked. Is it just a lie to be alienated by high temperature and cold?
I remember that on the first day of the broadcast, everyone was discussing the modeling and acting skills of Yibo in the play, and there were black comments on the Internet.
However, with the deepening of the plot, Yibo's performance is getting better and better. He is not only handsome in appearance, but also a lot better in acting. From facial paralysis to net death, Yi Bo really made a beautiful turnaround.
Only popular stars can't escape being stripped naked, and Yibo is no exception. Before that, everyone's impression of Yibo was that it was cold and loved beans, and dancing was bursting. As a result, after the netizens deeply smashed him, Yibo's vest completely fell off. As Sean said, indifference is just the shell of his "hypocrisy". The real Ebo is obviously a cute sand sculpture!
Zhu Gusheng's motorcycle boss
There is a classic joke on the Internet, which goes like this:
M: Shall I take you to ride a motorcycle after work?
Woman: Can't you add a "baby" when you say this? I don't understand amorous feelings at all.
Man: Shall I take you to ride my precious motorcycle after work?
Every time I see this joke, I think, isn't this April himself?
Yibo's love for motorcycles can be described as surging, out of control, out of control.
Earlier, a reporter asked Yi Bo to choose between a motorcycle and his girlfriend. He chose the former without hesitation.
Later, Yi Bo even admitted on the Internet that the motorcycle was his girlfriend. Look at his coquetry smile when he mentioned the motorcycle. Well, as long as he rides fast enough, loneliness cannot catch up with him ~
Looking through Weibo in Ebo, except for the advertisements that must be posted at work, most of the contents are related to motorcycles.
Birthdays are either spent on motorcycles or spent thinking about motorcycles. ...
Even on Qixi, he sent a photo of his motorcycle. It's just, after all, the motorcycle is his openly admitted girlfriend, so it's nothing to spend Tanabata with his girlfriend and have fun.
Every time I take a photo with a girl, she always looks "don't love me, it won't work".
But if this girl is the owner of a motorcycle shop, the situation will be different soon. In front of her mother-in-law, it is standard to smile with scissors.
As a motorcycle enthusiast of 100, Yibo also signed a contract with the team to become a professional racer and often participated in various large-scale motorcycle races.
Some fans caught Yibo wiping his helmet with paper towels at the game site. In fact, he was sweating, but obviously the gfd in his helmet was more important than his image.
First Bai Jingting tied the knot with Xie Xi, and then Abreu and the motorcycle flew with me. It is suggested that Yibo fans can ride a motorcycle to see Aidou next time, which is probably the best way to attract his attention.
The most hardcore steel straight man
These days, a hard-core steel straight man like Yi Bo can't find a lantern. It must be very happy to be his fan, because there is no need to worry about his love beans having an affair. But as a female colleague who has contact with him at work, she will be so painful that she will doubt life. ...
Larina mentioned that Yibo was not only talkative but also a topic terminator when recording a program with Yibo. A lively and cheerful girl like Larina should be the type that many boys like. As a result, Yi Bo's conclusion is "You are the person I have met the most. Doesn't your family find you annoying? " Lareina's psychological shadow area at that time should be as big as the whole earth.
As a colleague of a company, Cheng Xiao mentioned Yibo with bitter tears and admitted that even the air dropped by 20 degrees when walking beside Yibo.
Because of this, Cheng Xiao called Yibo a modern Tang Priest.
Although Yibo and Cheng Xiao have many opportunities to dance together, Yibo doesn't give each other eyes every time they dance together, just like a dancing machine without feelings. It is impossible to fire CP, and it will never happen in this life.
The most tragic part is the part where a wave plays a limited-time couple with Eleanor in Everyday Up. In the face of Eleanor's powerful offensive, Abel's reaction was like a stone that could not be moved.
Eleanor asked Igbo what instrument he could play, and Igbo replied that he could play the keyboard. The conversation between the two people is not on the same channel at all, so real feels sorry for Eleanor.
Then Eleanor said that he liked humorous boys. Hearing this sentence, Yibo immediately said that he was not humorous. At that time, he felt that the air was about to condense.
The most heartless thing is that when the appointment time arrived, Yibo immediately jumped out of the plot and asked the director if he could go. This honest and frank is really admirable.
I remember that a program group invited three frozen hot moms before. Wang Han asked Yibo to guess the age of one of them. The normal routine will make her younger and then praise her as a beautiful girl. As a result, Yibo said "42 years old" without any feelings. Later, when the hot mom announced that her real age was 465,438+0, Yibo still showed a smug smile and said that she was right.
Although the coquettish operation of the straight man in Yibo Steel always makes people laugh, from another perspective, his alienation from the opposite sex is really excellent. Be indifferent to everyone, and then hide tenderness and loveliness from the person you like. Isn't this what everyone's ideal perfect boyfriend looks like?
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