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1. Funny baby jokes. The pregnant wife suddenly asked one day, husband, is the baby in my belly a gift from God? I said yes! She asked again, what about me? . . . . . At that time, I don’t know if it was because I was having a trance or something, but I replied, “You are the packaging box of that gift.” . . . To this day, I still can’t get into my house, and I cry when I talk about it too much.

2. Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com, cried to the device and said: Brother, don’t leave those four lights on at home all day long. Two lamps are already very bright. Lighting one less lamp can save more kilowatt-hours of electricity. You can save yourself and contribute to low carbon at the same time. Why not?

3. Classic Funny A collection of jokes. Ancient people wrote books from top to bottom. No matter whether the content of the book is good or bad, if you read it faster, it will look like you are nodding your head. People nowadays write books from left to right. No matter how good the article is, as soon as you read it quickly, you will shake your head, as if the whole article is talking nonsense.

4. One day on the bus, a bearded old man came up. A young man immediately gave up his seat to the old man. The old man said: "Thank you, little brother." The young man smiled and said to the uncle: "Uncle, am I that young?". The uncle said: "I can't say thank you, grandson!"

5. Yesterday, a new young female colleague came. I was busy at noon and saw that she was going out for lunch, so I sent With her money, I asked her to pack a 20-yuan rice bowl for me. I just discovered this morning that I missed a zero and only gave her two yuan, so I quickly made up for the 18 yuan she received. I asked her if she didn't know that I paid less? She said she knew. I asked again: "Then why didn't you tell me?" She said pitifully: "I thought you were bullying me."

6. I was shopping downstairs just now, and the old man selling Liangpi stared at me. After looking at it for a long time, he said, "Beauty, why don't you put on makeup today?" I said you can still recognize me, but he said he didn't dare to recognize me for a long time. I feel like there are obviously less Liangpi today than in the past.

7. My girlfriend is a roadie. This is the background. We went to Shenzhen together and were not familiar with many places. She went shopping with two of her best friends at night. She called me and asked me to pick her up. I asked Where was she? She asked me to take a look. She told me 10 seconds later that I was on the street on the right side of the moon. I burst into tears in a flash. I went to the right side of the moon...

8. Girl: "Experts say that men and women in love are idiots!" Boy: "What about us?" Girl: "It was you who chased me first, so I reluctantly agreed to you!" Boy: "Oh, then I have a congenital disorder Idiot, you are an acquired idiot!" I asked a child to dance, and he said weakly, "I can't." I said, "Boys should be more confident and bold." As a result, he shouted arrogantly, "I don't know how."