What do these obscure jokes mean?

This answer is my personal understanding and is very informative.

1. Quarrel five times a day.

2. Boyfriend can't stand girlfriend's "hot" and "quarrel"

Do not understand

4. "Qiukun Society"-"Wo, Huo, Sun, Bi"

5. People who don't lift it will understand.

6. Disaster: Contraceptive blood: menstruation

7. boring

8. Dull as ditch water

9. I don't understand

10. Ask Uncle Baidu

1 1. ef- eat ff first-fuck first (this is more talented)

12. After I struggled for a long time, my friend told me the answer, but it didn't mean anything-it was just a firefighting term.

13.Day =B+ Seyin

14. The little mushroom is Xiao Lang's "penis"

15. I don't understand.

16. Ask Uncle Baidu. Personally, I have always thought that the depth of Chinese is enough for me to study for a lifetime.

17. This is very interesting. One meaning: "quarrel" and "hand in hand": take the initiative to strive for happiness, rather than relying on outsiders to evaluate their happiness.

18. Women also have three caves.

19. It means "Fuck you"

20. This giant, worship it! After seeing the beauty, all the blood flowed to her lower body, so her face turned white.

2 1. One of the most troublesome ones, after searching a lot on the Internet, I got an answer-"Month, often hanging in the sky" and "Menstruation, often hanging in the sky" are interesting, but they have nothing to do with the joke itself. Unfortunately, it can be more exciting.

22. I'll help you take off your bra at half past ten. Old stuff.

Just follow the text.

24. Female refers to time and male refers to penis length.