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English jokes with translation (below level 3)
When he came home from school, his grandmother greeted him at the door.
"How's school?" She asked, "How are you? Did you cry? "
"Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, the teacher cried!"
But the teacher cried.
Six-year-old John is spoiled. His father knows this, but his grandparents still spoil him. The child hardly leaves his grandmother. What he wants is either crying or making noise. On the first day of school, he left his grandmother's arms.
John was out of school, and his grandmother met him at the door and asked, "How was school? How are you doing? Did you cry? "
"Cry?" John asked, "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did."
Excuse me, but your seat is mine.
Why do you say that?
I put an ice cream on it.
Sorry, your seat is mine.
Why do you say that?
I put an ice cream on it.
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