The 8th CCTV Essay Competition "Leaves Return to Roots"

Grave seller: Wait a minute!

Allen: Hello, gentlemen, is this cemetery No.250?

Thank you: Yes.

Allen: Yes, I'm smart. I just found the 89th one.

Allen: Hello, I'm a friend of the deceased. We made an appointment with you, and you were on the phone with you. The deceased wished me to bring his ashes from abroad and find a suitable cemetery for him here. That's why I came. Do you understand my purpose?

Allen: Yes, I'm too smart to express myself clearly. One more thing, the deceased wanted me to give his legacy to his eldest nephew. Thank you, sir. Excuse me, who is Mr. Thank you?

Grave robber: Uncle (crying). How sad my heart is.

Thank you: Come on, you grave robbers don't have to cry like this.

Thank you: Uncle, you went abroad when I was two years old. I just heard that you have been fooling around, so you went to the funeral. Grave seller, my second uncle liked luxury and noise before his death, so I built the whole grave. Every tree is covered with small speakers, which play traffic 24 hours a day. Give me all the graves here, build a simple shed, and give me Lamian Noodles, barbecue, pancake fruit, gaba dishes and ear-shaped fried cakes. Arrange a row of security guards for me here. If it's okay, I'll kick them out and run around my uncle's grave. Get busy.

Grave seller: Sir, you have to spend a lot of money.

Thank you: the elder is gone, so it's okay to spend some money as a junior.

Grave seller: Yes.

Thank you. Besides, how expensive can your most expensive grave be?

Grave robbers: 48,000 square meters

Thank you: What about the cheapest one?

Grave seller: 47,000

Allen: Wow, it's more expensive than ours.

Thank you: Mr. Allen, how much legacy did my second uncle leave me?

Allen: Let me tell you something. Your second uncle starved to death abroad, and I even reported my plane ticket. Do you think you can give me the ticket here?

Thank you: That's it.

Allen: Where is it?

Thank you: I tell you, Mr. Allen, this is not my second uncle at all. Didn't my second uncle say he was a millionaire?

Allen: It can't be wrong. You were shameless just now, just like your uncle. Your father's name is Xie Tian, your second uncle's name is Xie Di, and your name is Xie. Your whole family is very polite.

Thank you: What a lot of polite people. Are they all my second uncle?

Allen: Do you remember that today is your 30th birthday? He asked me to give you this urn as a birthday present on your birthday. Happy birthday. I'm sorry for your loss. Your second uncle's last wish is to be buried in this land in his hometown. Come on, son, take a shovel and plant this tree of life!

Thank you: wait a minute. Does planting trees cost money?

Grave robber: 4,404,404 yuan. This book symbolizes the rebirth of life.

Thank you: it is said that people die to be reborn and start over, but do you think it is interesting to plant trees on ashes? Be reborn as a vegetable in the future? Or plants vs. zombies?

Grave seller: No.

Allen: Leaves fall to the roots, son. You can realize the wishes of the dead!

Thank you: it's not that I'm not round, it's that buying more than 40 thousand square meters for a broken grave can't make people live

Grave seller: The living don't live in graves, so the price of graves is expensive. Let me introduce you. This is a set of board tombs which are very suitable for the elderly. Dark kitchen, dark season, leaking in winter and frosting in summer, downstairs on the ground, next door surnamed Zhang. Ah, our greatest advantage now is the geographical environment. Look, on its left is Huang Quan Expressway, and on its left is Crane Airport. The one in the middle is the bustling pedestrian street in our whole grave area. Another good news is that if you can buy the tomb in full now, we can also give you a coffin. I don't know if you prefer flip or slide.

Thank you: Do you have a touch screen?

Grave robber: I studied it and stopped production.

Allen: Why?

Grave seller: No one pressed it. This treasure tomb is the most luxurious Egyptian style in the whole tomb area, and the pyramid symbolizes the wealth and rights of the deceased before his death. Hey, if you bury your second uncle, we'll invite exotic professional dancers to accompany you.

dance

Allen: I like this one. I'll take it.

Grave seller: How about it, Mr. Xie? Isn't this a good dance?

Thank you: dancing is good. Do you need to spend money?

Grave robbers: 47 1 1 1 yuan.

Thank you: the money is not expensive, and I am afraid of jumping.

Tomb seller: I almost forgot, Mr. Xie. Excuse me, does Uncle Shu have a local account?

Thank you: What's the difference?

Grave seller: If you are local, you can bury it immediately.

Thank you: What about outsiders?

Grave seller: Then you have to die for five years. Five years later, I will buy this grave with my personal tax payment invoice.

Thank you: just right, I can't buy it.

Grave seller: Thank you, Mr. Sheng and Mr. Xie. Don't worry about this. Look, I have a list here. These are local old ladies who have just died recently. You can choose a suitable one for your uncle's wedding, so that you can buy a grave as soon as your uncle's account comes up.

Thank you: Is the new house still available?

Grave seller: You have a lot of nerve. Mr. Xie, Mr. Xie, let me think of a way for you. Let's delay him. Let's try to buy two sets of graves directly, one for burying your second uncle, let's rent it out and use the rent to repay the loan.

Thank you: Your company told me to love my grave! Well, please leave us alone. I'm discussing it with my second uncle. Uncle, didn't you make people laugh at me on purpose? Do you think I did a good job? Actually, it's similar between father and son. You are starving, so am I. You say you are a turtle, you play with foreign flavor, how romantic it is to sprinkle ashes into the sea, you can raise fish and Doby seagulls when you have time, and you are greedy for seafood. I have to bury it here, well, after all, we are relatives, so I will scatter you on the ground!

Grave seller. Thank you, sir.

Allen: Thank you for leaving me this check.

Thank you: I just thank you. My name is, thank you.

Allen: One million dollars.

Grave seller: Mr. Xie, we have a large tomb that is especially suitable for you. Please bury your second uncle in it and roll it.

Thank you: Eh ~ (crying) My second uncle ~ gnome male-"! Di-t

Tomb seller: I'm sorry for your loss. Please consider the grave of a big family.

Thank you: I've made up my mind, Uncle.

Tomb seller: eldest son

Thank you: Let's go home. Uncle, this grade is too low. I'll accompany you to see an affordable grave in a couple of days. (Thank you for coming)

Allen: You haven't reported my ticket to me.

Grave seller: Hug, hug, big brother, I'll report it. Brother Allen and Brother Ai in there, right? Brother Ai, let me recommend my grave to you. Your head is right here.

Allen: Oh, Mecca, you can give me my ticket.

Grave robber: Hug, don't know Chinese (grave robber, Allen comes off),

The end of the whole play

All right, let me be satisfied.