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Talking about love stories with girlfriends (80 common expressions)
? 1. The game will always end, but I don't think you will.
? I am interviewing for your boyfriend.
? How about drinking later? Let's have our wedding.
? I dreamed that I married you last night, but the dream was the opposite, so you should marry me.
? 5. I lack necessities and you.
? 6. Give you popular science about the types of ducks, ducks, yellow ducks and flat-billed ducks. I miss you.
? 7. Can you laugh? Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.
? 8. Three things, you, you and you.
? 9. Why did you make me drunk? Because you are intoxicating.
? 10. You are just like Google. You have everything I want.
? 1 1. I'm a little afraid of you recently because I'm afraid of my wife.
? 12. If you can't get rich overnight, I can hug you overnight.
? 13. Can you be my girlfriend? No, I'll think of something.
? 14. Do you know what I like to drink? Take good care of you.
? 15. I don't know any odds, I only know how to accompany you.
? 16. Do you know why I have a cold? I lost my resistance because I met you.
? 17. Everyone says you have a round face, but I think your face is quite square. Why else are you so straight?
? 18. Meeting you is like carrot rain in the rabbit world.
? 19. Can you stop talking? I can't stop thinking about your voice.
? 20. It's so annoying. As far as I know, there are three people who like you. who is it? Me, me, me.
? 2 1. Your courier has arrived. What express train? My wishful thinking.
? 22. Watch your mouth, because I will kiss you at any time.
? 23. I think I am a playboy. I like every look of you.
? 24. Are you a carbonated drink? Why do I bubble with joy as soon as I see you?
? If you can swim, you can swim in my love river.
? 26. Why are you dressed like this today? That's what I like.
? 27. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.
? 28. I'm such a fool. I can do nothing but love you.
? 29. You should love sugar, otherwise why is it so sweet?
? 30. Let me get this straight. Do you want to be in my family tree?
? 3 1. I think you look like my relative and my mother's daughter-in-law.
? 32. Give you some popular science about the kinds of berries, strawberries, blueberries, cranberries, and the berries you missed me.
? 33. There is a big temperature difference between day and night here, and I am super sweet.
? 34. I have super powers and like you very much.
? 35. Can you help me with some washing? Like me.
? 36.are you afraid of trouble? Can you stay with me?
? Talking to you is like an exam. After thinking about it, I always feel that I have not played well.
? 38. Do you know what fruit I like best? It's you, pistachio.
? 39. Do you want to collect idle baby? Anyway, my baby is free
? 40. Do you know which god I like best? Your eyes ~
? 4 1. I like a shop very much Your phone.
? 42. Just because I like you, you can do whatever you want!
? 43. Tell you about the types of mud, mashed potatoes and plasticine. I like mud very much.
? 44. Do you have a lighter? No. Then why can you still light my heart?
? 45. I will always hold you when I go out, because I have to carry valuables with me.
? 46. You get up early, I get up early, and we will be together sooner or later. You don't sleep, I don't sleep, you see how well we match.
? 47. My eyes are shorter, because I can only see you.
? 48. I want to ask you something. How can I touch your heart?
? 49. I am very capable, but there is one thing I can't do, that is, I won't leave you.
? 50. You must have cheated. Otherwise, how can you get full marks in my mind?
? 5 1. There is something wrong with my mobile phone. Can you take a look at it for me? Why isn't your phone number in it?
? 52. There is something on your face, my eyes.
? 53. I'll get something. Wait a minute. I will marry you.
? 54. I went to burn incense. Any fragrance on the table is wishful thinking for you.
? I went to eat noodles today. What noodles did I eat? I suddenly want to see you.
? 56. I applied moisturizing cream. What cream would you like to pair with?
? 57. Bao, I went to infusion, similar to copywriting.
? 58. I saw a field today. What field is as sweet as you?
? 59. I traveled. Where did I travel? I wander in your mind.
? 60. What class shall I take? I miss you all the time.
? 6 1. What time is it? You are the starting point of my happiness.
? 62. I went to eat large intestine. I love you deeply.
? 63. I am brushing my mobile phone and want to know when I fell in love with you.
? 64. I want to raise a bird, me and your love birds.
? 65. Don't ask me what game I went to today. Love you has no ending.
? 66. I was vaccinated today. What vaccine did I get? I love you every second.
? 67. I ate hot dogs today. What kind of dog is hotter? Be your good dog.
? 68. I took a screenshot of WeChat. I have another picture of you.
? 69. I'm going to paint. What paint? I love you like glue.
? 70. I went to take a shower. What bath should I take? I love you before it's too late.
? 7 1. I got the certificate. What happened? I saw a deer hit your chest.
? 72. I bought insurance today. What insurance did I buy? If I love you, I have to risk my life.
? 73. I bought a uniform. What uniform do you want to subdue?
? 74. I'm drinking coffee. Coffee says I don't love you?
? 75. I went to eat today. What did I eat to make you listen?
? 76. I watch TV to get your attention.
? 77. I am very happy today. Be careful when it thunders.
? 78. I went to wash the dishes. What bowl did I meet you late?
? 79. I went to grow cotton What kind of cotton do I grow? I have deep feelings for you.
? 80. I brushed my circle of friends today. What circle did I brush to hold you in my arms?
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