Women's Day SMS joke.

1. Gentlemen, although you are not a woman, you are a woman's article, so I wish you a happy Women's Day!

2. March 7th is Girls' Day ... March 8th is Women's Day ... So what happened on the night of March 7th?

I am still young, but I am only 38!

After watching Avatar, I know who will listen to Big Bird. After watching the Oscar, I realized that no matter how big a bird is, it can't compare with a "broken egg"; But compared with China's "demolition power", all this is eclipsed. Extra: Happy holidays, concubines.

Although you are not a woman, you have turned many girls into women. Although you are not a mother, you have turned many girls into mothers. Thank you for your outstanding contribution to international women's work! I wish all male compatriots a happy March 8th!

6. Today, on March 8th, Women's Day, the unit leader gave each woman a box of Durex, then patted her female colleague on the shoulder and said, Work hard!

7. Damn it, on Women's Day on March 8th, the company awarded prizes to women and told them to get off work early, and all the men were on duty!

8. "The school library was closed for half a day because of Women's Day on March 8th". . . Women hold up more than half the sky in the library ~ well, we can only go back to Liaoyi!

9. Even primary school boys know to send carnations to his little girlfriend on Women's Day. This society can't understand. . .

10. The criminal law teacher said 1. Kidnapping adult men is not illegal. It is illegal to abuse adult men in public, but nobody cares in private. Is it because today is Women's Day?

1 1. Women's Day discounts are all underwear. . .

12. Girls' Day and Women's Day are not the same day! ! Well, happy women's day, ghost! !

13. Bigelow defeated her ex-husband and finally became the first best female directors in history-this is the victory of Women's Day on March 8th!

14. It snows on Women's Day, which means that God feels sorry for men. ....

15. Today is Women's Day, and my temperature has reached 38 degrees. ....

16. If only every day was Women's Day!

17. I am reading a post about cat's paw. My sister came into the room and said "Happy Women's Day", and then gave me a set of underwear for DHC and my mother. So-and-so, why didn't you show it Happy Women's Day, everyone.

18. I'm broke. On the occasion of the centenary of Women's Day ...

B: it's better than abortion

19. Today is Women's Day. When will there be Men's Day … Brother Chun's birthday?

20. Today's Women's Day, I actually received a blessing, saying that I let many girls live their own festivals ahead of schedule, so I made outstanding contributions. I am dead!

2 1. Today's Women's Day, the company distributed washing products such as washing powder, toilet cleaner and hand sanitizer 13 to celebrate Women's Day. In short, women are working hard. . . .

22. When Women's Day arrived, the husband asked his wife: What flowers do you like? My wife said shyly, I like two kinds of flowers. Husband eagerly asked: which two, I will give you. The wife whispered: if you have money, spend it casually. My husband said stupidly, you are so beautiful. The wife said: I am not beautiful. Husband said affectionately: beautiful thinking.

23. On Girls' Day, the chef gave me three spoonfuls of spinach!

On the first day of today's lecture, I asked them: Do you know what season it is, children? You'll never guess what they said! ! They said: March 8 Women's Day!

25. Don't study to celebrate Women's Day at night! right

26. Wumart is ridiculous. What promotional activities are there for sanitary napkins on Women's Day? ! ! ! ! ! !

27. yeah! On Women's Day, a sanitary napkin was sold out, and it was free. Really!

28. Women's Day, sanitary napkins are not discounted! Hum!

29. "Bad omen" is sold everywhere .. I ran away in fear ~ ~ Women's Day is very dangerous ~

30. Today is Women's Day. No wonder I got 38 in the Level 3 exam and failed again.

3 1.3.7 is the main reason for girls' day is that women and girls are only one day apart.

32. Mom said: Huang Xiaoming, ChristianRandPhillips and Pu Cunxin will be invited to perform at the Women's Day party to meet the aesthetic needs of three generations of women. Find a group of beautiful women to perform. What woman would want to see it! Ray …

33. Today is Women's Day. My family is a male dog. Why are you excited all night? Fooled me all night!

34. I told my classmates that yesterday was March 8 Girls' Day and today is March 8 Women's Day. The classmate replied, wasn't last night very important? anxious ...

35. Just listening to the radio, I heard: Guess what Women's Day will be like in 2 1 10: By then, women should be extinct. A group of men surrounded a female orangutan and said, "Come on, come on ... we are still waiting for you to help carry on the family line!" "

36. Happy Women's Day, Obasan. The longer the wrinkles, the smaller the breasts … oh, I'm still young, celebrating girls' day ~

37. You've been driving the train for a long time, and I'm not a superman in underwear. March 8th Women's Day has passed. I wish you all a happy March 8th Women's Day.

38. "Thank you, Mom and Dad. No problem. Thank the country first. Put the country first, don't just thank your parents. " After Zhou Yang said that he could make his parents live well, I thought the baby would be criticized. Sure enough, this 2. 13 Yu Zaiqing said such disgusting things on Women's Day!