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You tell me a joke.

1, a friend's wife can't bully her to sleep.

2. There are thousands of men in the world, and I have to change them every day.

Some people are alive and she is dead. Some people are still alive. He should be dead.

Seeing you, I feel more entangled than going to the grave. . 、

If my sister goes crazy one day, please tell others that my sister is a lady.

6.-Seeing you is like seeing small vegetables that are about to go down in the market, a handful of fifty cents.

7. If I don't hit you, you won't know that I am both civil and military.

8, people are iron, fan is steel, and they don't pretend to panic for a day.

9. Looking at the beautiful women in the street, a little higher is appreciation; Any lower is a hooligan.

10, boss, do you have any coke? Give me a bottle of sprite.

1 1, not all men and women are equal, why can't I go to the ladies' room?

12 I'm not afraid to kick you, I'm afraid the Nike on my feet is dirty.

13, who did you make that expression with? . I owe you an overdue loan or something.

14. If you hang up, please burn me a sister.

15 ask what the world is like, just ask people to drag their clothes and pants.

16, ∝ My mother said that if anyone bothers me while I'm playing games, I'll give him a bottle of Fuyanjie.

17, there are many ways to end friendship, and the most thorough one is to borrow money and not pay it back.

18. Looking at it, it's all goods. Who do you want to live with, sister?

19 and 20 1 1, build elevators for Everest, tile the Great Wall, wear gloves for flies and masks for mosquitoes.

20. You look "Please come and scold me".

2 1, how can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother.

22. Emperor: Sister Rong, why do you make things difficult for Swallow and Wei Zi everywhere? What's your motive, you humble slave? Sister Rong knelt on the ground and said with tears in her eyes, Your Majesty, do you remember the summer by Daming Lake and Sister Rong who was rowing?

23. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but the exam is coming soon. Others are reviewing, but they are previewing. More tragically, people passed the preview, but you failed the review.

24. Everyone who doesn't want to fall in love has an impossible person in his heart!

25. The first part: I didn't bring my student ID card. The second part: I didn't do the listening, reading and composition questions. Horizontal approval: Focus on participation!

26. There are two most difficult things in the world: one is to put your own thoughts into other people's heads, and the other is to put other people's money into your own pockets. The former successfully called the teacher, while the latter successfully called the boss. Both of them successfully called their wives or universities or churches!

27. Shanglian: House prices have gone up, land prices have gone up, oil prices have gone up, electricity prices have gone up, water prices have gone up, food prices have gone up, meat prices have gone up, egg prices have gone up, vegetable prices have gone up, and drug prices have gone up. This one has gone up, and that one has gone up. How to get a word up? Go up and go up. The second part: it is difficult to go to school, join the army, find a job, buy a house, rent a house, choose a spouse, get married, have children, seek medical care, provide for the elderly, men and women, and see the world even harder. Hengpi: Living in China!

28. God is fair to everyone. If you give one thing, you will get another. We always see what he took, but we can't see what he gave us.

29. 10 to 12 women who don't sleep are shameless; Not sleeping at 4 am is not death; Do you often live a shameless and desperate life? !

30. You don't want beauty or money. What do you want? !

3 1, living will die sooner or later; If you die, you will live forever.

32. She is a widow. I can't let her be a widow.

33. There is a kind of crash called incorrect password input, a kind of panic called account login in different places, a kind of feeling called invisibility, a kind of misunderstanding called human-computer offline, and a kind of loss that you don't have access rights!

34. Good night: Wan 'an! Unpacking the Chinese pinyin of this word is: I love you, love you! Good night Pinyin Wan 'an, besides, each letter represents a word, that is, I love you, love you-I love you, love you!

35, I don't want much, a glass of water, a piece of bread, a sentence I love you; If you are extravagant, I hope: you pour the water yourself, you cut the bread yourself, and you tell me I love you!

36. When you do it right, no one will remember; When doing something wrong, even breathing is wrong!

37, (China standard line between the rich and the poor, are you poor? The following are the super-rich with annual income (1): more than 50 million yuan; (2) the richest man:1000-50 million yuan; (3) having money: 3 3- 10/00000 yuan; (4) the rich:1-3 million yuan; (5) High income: 300- 1 10,000 yuan; (6) Middle class: 1.5-0.3 million yuan; (7) Low yield: 8- 1.5 million yuan; (8) Poor population: 30,000-80,000 yuan; (9) Very poor:1-30,000 yuan; (10) is very poor: 5000- 1 000 yuan. Are you poor?

38. I have become an immortal. If I have something to do, please smoke. Buddha said that smoke without fire can't be a positive result, and smoke without fire can't be immortal!

39. A trip to Shenzhou is ok for me. I don't have to pay to see if you can do it.

40. One person is happy, two people live, and three people live and die.

4 1, the loneliness of one person, the fault of two people, why do you choose me when you love TA? !

42. Being beautiful is your advantage, and living beautifully is your skill!

43. Baidu couldn't find you, so it had to enter sogou!