100 cold joke riddle

1. Why does the silkworm baby have money? Answer: = => Because it will cocoon (frugality).

2. Why didn't the white rabbit marry the zebra? Answer: = => Because mother rabbit says tattoos are not good children.

3. When will Taiwan Province Province be reunified? Answer: = => When buying instant noodles (unified instant noodles)

4. What line does the monkey dislike? Answer: = => Parallel lines (because there is no intersection)

5. Chocolate fights with tomatoes. Why does chocolate win? Answer: = => Because of chocolate bars.

6. What happens when sharks eat mung beans? Answer: = => It became green bean paste.

7. After the match was burned, I went to the hospital. What has it become? Answer: = => Cotton swab

8. How did Lin Daiyu die? Answer: = => fell to death (a sister Lin fell from the sky)

9. A pig smashed a dish after saying "Come on"? Answer: = => Chocolate

10, the potato stabbed the steamed stuffed bun with a fatal knife. What happened? Answer: = => has become a bean paste (killing) bag.

1 1. What animals like to stick on the wall? Answer: = => Seal (newspaper)

12. Why do foxes often fall down? Answer: = => Because foxes are cunning (slippery)

13, 4 people were playing mahjong in the house. Why did the police come and take away 5 people? Answer: = => Because the person they play is called "Mahjong"

14. When do you like to drink soda? Answer: = => When you are lonely (when you are lonely, you will want soda).

15, an egg goes to the teahouse for tea. What happened afterwards? Answer: = => It turned out to be a tea egg.

16. There is a male deer. It goes faster and faster. What happened in the end? Answer: = => It became an expressway.

17. One day, Mung Bean committed suicide and jumped from the fifth floor. What happened? Answer: = => has become a red bean.

18, why didn't the plane hit the stars when it was flying so high? Answer: = => Because the stars will twinkle.

19. Corn wanted to pursue fashion and got a perm. What was the result? Answer: = => turned into popcorn.

20. What kind of mouse walks on two feet? Answer: = => Mickey Mouse

2 1. What duck walks on two feet? Answer: = => All ducks walk on two legs.

22. Miss, business is not good now. Why? Answer: = => Highly pathogenic avian influenza (HPAI)

23. What kind of people can't work in a gas station? Answer: = => A smooth talker.

24. Is jiaozi a boy or a girl? Answer: = => Boys because jiaozi has a foreskin.

25. The answer of the man dressed in gold: = => A shocking (golden) man.

26. A bee stung on the calendar and answered: = => Wind (bee) and sunshine (calendar).

27. A bear came to answer this question: = => Come prepared (here comes the bear).

28. The mobile phone can't fall into the toilet. Answer: = => It's now or never.

29. There are ten sheep and nine are squatting in the sheepfold. Answer: = => cadence (one sheep squats wrong)

30. How to make the sparrow quiet? Answer: = => Give it a pressure (silence)

3 1. What is a transparent sword? Answer: = => Invisibility (sword)

32. What do African cannibals eat? Answer: Eating people, should chiefs be vegetarian? Answer: = => Vegetable eaters

33. Why are there no dinosaurs now? Answer: = => The dinosaur went to make a movie.

34. Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Do you know why? Answer: = => It is really like Dabai.

35. How about an egg swimming in Songhua River? Answer: = => has become a preserved egg.

36. What about an egg that went to Shandong? Answer: = => It became a (salted) egg.

37. How about homeless eggs? Answer: = => It became a wild egg.

38. What if an egg accidentally falls on the road and falls to the ground? Answer: = => It became an inverted (guided) bomb.

39. How about the eggs running into the flowers? Answer: = => became Hua Dan.

40. How about an egg swimming in the Dead Sea? Answer: = => has become a salted egg superman.

4 1, Xiaoming and Xiaohua go to the seaside to tell jokes. He died after telling jokes. Why? Answer: = => Because of the tsunami (laughs)

42. Why don't men go out? Answer: = => Because when you go out, you become a layman.

43. Why can't I see God's dick? Answer: = => The secret (pheasant) must not be revealed.

44. Why is the iceberg just the tip of the iceberg? Answer: = => Because the other horn was broken by the Titanic.

45. How to keep ducks from flying away? Answer: = => Give it a wing.

46. Who doesn't have a phone? Answer: = => Tianyi (Tianyi seamless mobile phone)

47. Ma Jiajue once told me privately that "a blunt knife is the most lethal". Why? Answer: = => Because it is a hammer.

48. Why did Chang 'e go to the moon? Answer: = => After nine days of shooting, even the gods couldn't stand it.

49. Little Black, Little White, Little Yellow and Little Red are flying. Who faints and vomits? Answer: = => White rabbit (vomiting)

50. A fat man jumped from a tall building. What happened? Answer: = => Become a fat man.

5 1. Two people fell into a trap. The dead call the dead, what is the name of the living? Answer: = => Save someone's life.

52. Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin? Answer: = => Eraser (Eraser Difference)

53. What are cloth and paper afraid of? Answer: = => Not (cloth) afraid of 10 thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand.

54. The next guest is the pride of China men. He is a singer. Guess who it is? Answer: = => Ju Gu Chicken

55. Which song has the lyrics of "CoCo Lee"? Answer: = => The moon represents my heart (CoCo Lee, how much I love you).

56. Why does Harry Potter live in a light bulb? Answer: = => Because Harry Potter is a wizard (tungsten wire).

57. What Kirin is the best? Answer: = => Ice cream

58. What Kirin runs fastest? Answer: = => Michelin

59. The cause of constipation (name a foreign star) Answer: = => Stallone (shit is too thick)

60. Where does the river rush, the city or the country? Answer: = => In the country, because the river in the country is too urgent (why do you have to cook in such a hurry).

6 1, A, B, C, D, E, Ji, G, Xin, which word is the coolest? Answer: = => Ding

62. There is a room where pigeons can be hidden. Answer: = => I hid your song (pigeon) on the roof.

63. What should I do at 12 pm? Answer: = => cramming, because when it is close to (zero), cramming.

64. Who is the thinnest, police, hooligans or soldiers? Answer: = => Rogue (rogue professor-thin)

65. An idiot took down the toilet on the plane and threw it away. Guess why? Answer: = => Because he is an idiot.

How many brothers does Aladdin have? Answer: = => Three (Ala A, Ala B, Ala C)

67. A group of eunuchs are chatting and guessing the answer to an idiom: = => Nonsense (no chicken talk).

68. How much is a heart worth? Answer: = => 100 million (single-minded)

69. Which is stupid, the sun, the moon or the stars? Answer: = => Stars (the stars in the sky don't talk-Lu)

69. What's the name of this pencil? Answer: = => Small, sharpen a pencil.

70. What color can best imitate? Red (mill) imitation

7 1, who will help you add food when you are full? Answer: = => Feilong, because Feilong is added in days.

72- 1. A puppy was traveling in the desert and then died. How did he die? Answer: = => He suffocated because there was no telephone pole to pee on in the desert.

72-2. A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole, but it was still suffocated. Why? Answer: = => "No peeing here" is posted on the dotted line pole.

72-3. A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. Nothing stuck on it, but it was stuffy. Why? Answer: = => Many puppies are waiting in line.

72-4. A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. There is nothing posted on it, and there is a queue. The result is still suffocating. Why? Answer: = => Because there are two beautiful dogs MM behind him, he is embarrassed.

73. Who will be eliminated, wolf, tiger or lion? Answer: = => Wolf, because-Momotaro (eliminated wolves)

74. Which is the most unfair historical figure? Answer: = => Suwu Shepherd Cup seaside

75. Who runs fastest in history? Answer: = => Cao Cao

76. Cars can fly. Please guess the answer to the drink: = => Coffee (car fly)

There is a steamed bread in front of me, and I ate a meatball. What happened? Answer: = => with steamed stuffed bun.

78. Who gave you the water of forgetting? Answer: = => Aha ("Aha, give me a glass of forgetful water")

79. There is a white cat and a black cat. The white cat fell into the water and the black cat saved it. What did the white cat say to the black cat? Answer: = => Seagull

80. Xiaoming's grandfather sings while brushing his teeth. Why? Answer: = => What you brush is false teeth.

8 1. How heavy are the stars in the sky? Answer: = => Eight grams (Starbucks)

82. Taiwan Province is a part of China (name a Chinese herbal medicine) Answer: = => Angelica sinensis.

83. The Jade Emperor cries (enter the city name) and answers: = => Tianjin.

84. Why do geese fly to the south in autumn? Answer: = => It's too slow to walk.

85. Farmers keep 10 cows, with only 19 horns. Why? Answer: = => There is a rhinoceros.

86. Pangpang is a famous diver, but one day he stood on the springboard but didn't dare to jump. Why? Answer: = => Because there is no water below.

87. A taxi was driving normally on the expressway, but it didn't violate any traffic rules, but it was stopped by a policeman. Why? Answer: = => The police want to take a taxi.

88. What chicken has no wings? Answer: = => Frog

89. What do you type that is labor-saving and comfortable? Answer: = => doze off

90. What is the product with the same production date and effective date? Answer: = => newspaper

9 1. What books are not available in bookstores? Answer: = => suicide note

92. Best seller? Answer: = => Female secretary

93. The spider fell in love with the butterfly, but the butterfly refused it. Why? Answer: = => My mother said that surfing the Internet all day is not a good person.

94。 Pandas love deer deeply, but they are rejected when they express their love. Why? Answer: = => The deer said timidly, my mother said that all the people wearing sunglasses are bad teenagers.

95. Who didn't attend the zoo meeting? Answer: = => Lion (because the lion lost contact)

96. The fat man sitting in the sedan chair (with a place name) replied: = => Yugoslavia.

97. Go to the toilet (name a Hong Kong female artist) Answer: = => Karen Mok (reason: Karen Mok)

98. Grandpa, dad, brother, who will cry after listening to mom? Answer: = => Grandpa remembered his mother's words (night after night) and his tears glistened.

99. Two bees love each other, but later the mother bee married the spider. Why? Answer: = => Because this female bee loves the net.

100, fine during the day, sad at night (Gai Lou). Answer: = => single-plank bridge