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Humorous sentences that love durian
1, a person ate a whole durian, which exploded and the heat exploded.
2, super happy, I ate durian early in the morning, and the house was full of fragrance.
Durian is as big as a small washbasin. Its shell is khaki, hard and thick, and its body is covered with hard thorns, just like a little hedgehog.
4. What is the happiness of a little pregnant woman? Happiness means I want to eat durian, and you can buy it for me. One piece won't do, so have one.
I am the only one in the whole family who eats durian, and I like it very much. But the whole family can't smell it. It's really retribution.
6. It is said that people who buy durian for you love you the most, because durian will accompany you all your life.
7. There is a delicious food called durian, which is unforgettable. Those who love it praise its fragrance, while those who hate it complain about its stink! Life is like durian, the sweeter it gets!
8. It's good to live like durian. You don't need everyone to like it, but the people you like are top notch.
9. You can resist not eating, but you can't resist eating durian.
10. I ate stinky tofu yesterday, durian today and snail powder tomorrow.
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