Ask for a few jokes that can definitely make people laugh. If you can't laugh, you won't get points.

One day, an underage child asked his father a question when everyone was eating at a party: "Dad, guess a riddle, saying that a man took fifty cents to fuck three women." What do you think is the mathematical symbol of this event? "

Everyone thought for a long time, some said "question mark" and some said "exclamation point"!

When everyone was thinking hard, the waiter suddenly said "absolute value"!

The total intestinal area is 200 square meters. Our house is not as big as the place where shit lives. Better be a piece of shit. It's really worse than animals ~

It sounds as if someone is going to the northeast on business and wants to drink beer in the restaurant. The waiter asked, room temperature or cold storage?

Some people angered, you still let me drink frozen food in this cold weather? !

The waiter calmly said that the room temperature is-15, and the refrigeration is-1.

One day, the teacher scolded the students in the class: you are so stupid, and your IQ is negative. My IQ is one hundred times that of you!

Student: ...

China leaders and American leaders are more loyal than their bodyguards. The American leader ordered the bodyguard to jump from the 10 floor, and the bodyguard knelt down and said, "Come on, I still have family." . So the president of the United States gave in. The leader of China ordered the guards to jump, and the dart would jump without saying anything. The president of the United States quickly caught him in fear. China darts said, "Come on, I have a family."

My mother got a call saying that she owed money on her credit card at xx Bank, as you all know.

My mother said, "You must be a liar. Banks are all voice systems. "

Hang up the phone over there.

A few days later, I got another call. As soon as the phone was connected, I said, "This is a voice message. Your xx bank account is in arrears ... Please press 9 for details. "

My mother said, "I don't have a 9 on my mobile phone."

It said, "How is that possible?"

My mother said, "Aren't you a voice?"

Hang up the phone over there.

I have nothing to do in the office today. Let's play with magnets. Being watched by the leader, the leader reached out and took it. As a result, the magnet was attracted to the leader's ring, which was embarrassing. ...