(Dalian dialect) When reporting auto insurance claims, the operator was too funny to understand Dalian dialect, which triggered some funny events. I said I was deaf. I can't hear anything.

W: Hello, what can I do for you?

M: Hello.

Woman: Hello.

Man: I can't hear the noise on Nan Lei's face clearly. Inside. I just bought this car. It's on the side of the road, under the girder.

Touch the roadside, touch the pit

Woman: Hello, sir, your car is in danger. Do you want to report now?

M: Right, right, right.

W: Then can you tell me your insurance policy number?

M: OK,171070 322 200 700 0244 (female repeat)

Woman: 6244, right?

M: 0244 (I can't pronounce the 0 in Zhuanghe dialect)

Female: 0244

M: That's right.

Woman: Hello, sir. What is the name of the insured?

M: Bao Chengen

W: Bao Chengen, what's your license plate number?

Male: Liao Baishi

Female: Liao De

Man: s

Woman: Really? Is it a or s?

Male: Liao BES395

Female: Liao D 1S395, right? (I totally took it)

M: That's right.

Woman: Hello, sir. When did it happen?

Man: Just, just came out.

W: About a few minutes?

Man: Ang ... Just now.

Woman: Half an hour, right?

Male: 10.

Female: 10 minutes?

M: Yes.

Woman: Hello, sir. Are you Bao Chengen himself?

M: That's right.

W: Hello, Miss Bao. You're driving, aren't you?

M: That's right.

W: Your phone number is1394266119, right?

M: That's right.

W: Where did it happen? Is it in Dalian?

M: In Gezhenbao (store).

W: It's in Dalian, Liaoning Province, isn't it?

M: Yes, Gan Jingzi and Ge Zhenbao.

W: Which way is in Dalian? Don't you know some places don't have the names of roads and streets?

Male: Gan Jingzi Ge Zhenbao

Woman: Police City? !

Male: Baozhen Town, Gezhen Town, Ganjingzi District (slightly impatient)

Woman: Hello, sir, I'm a policeman from Dalian. How to write the word police?

Male: Ganjingzi District Judicial District Ganjingzi District (fidgety)

Shit, downtown cops, right?

M: Yes (I really can't explain it any more).

Woman: Police City, what's that doing? Is the police a policeman?

M: Right, right, right.

Woman: Where is the downtown police station?

Male: Ganjingzi District is Ganjingzi District of 4 Gezhenbao Town, Dalian.

W: Gexingbao, right?

Man: Ge Zhenbao

Woman: Which Ge, Zhuge Liang's Ge?

Man: The revolutionary one.

Woman: Revolutionary revolution.

M: That's right.

Woman: Which town word is it?

Man: It's a village town.

Woman: Oh, Chancheng.

M: That's right.

Woman: GeZhen what?

Man: Ge Zhenbao

W: Bag, which bag is it?

Man: Add a soil under a word.

Woman: Ah, yes, sir. I see. What happened to you there?

M: I just started driving by accident. I hung it on the side of the road. I backed up and hung it on the side of the road. The big shelf under the lower beam of the bottom bumper hangs on the bumper and has a hole.

Woman: Hello, sir, is your car going straight or in reverse?

Man: Reverse the car.

Woman: When reversing?

M: That's right.

Woman: Where did it hang when reversing?

M: It's the girder frame in the chassis under the left side of No.4 car.

Woman: * (I didn't catch it either) Is the left chassis of your car broken?

Man: Right, right, the bottom shelf, the big shelf.

Woman: Ah, are there any other injuries?

M: Not elsewhere.

W: Not elsewhere. Where do you clean your car? Did you clean the wall or something?

Man: I brushed it on the side of the road four lanes away.

Woman: knife duck? She may want to know what a duck is. )

M: Yes (I was worried to death)

W: What kind of object is it?

Man: roadside, what is it? Oh, just the one by the four lanes. Isn't there a curb beside the expressway?

Woman: Yes, but is that a wall, a hard core or something?

Man: Stone.

Woman: This is dirt, isn't it? (Bao is going crazy)

Man: Stone, the stone with kerbs over there, doesn't every highway have kerbs over there?

Woman: knife duck.

M: ("Oh, my God", you can hear it if you listen carefully). It's just that rock on the four-lane side. You can tell people with (cu) risk to have a look.

W: Well, then I want to ask the other duck what's the problem? (classic)

M: That's all right. All along the road. It doesn't matter (in distress situation). It's just that something happened to my car.

Woman: Your car was damaged, and the other party didn't ask you to pay for it, did it?

Man: Without a partner, the car will break down.

W: Your car broke down, so you don't have to pay for the other one, right?

Man: Ah, no, only four. There is something wrong with my car. Come and have a look. I just bought a new car, insurance. ...

Woman: Yes, Miss Bao, hello, are you still there?

M: That's right.

Woman: Still at the scene, right?

Man: Ah.

Woman: Ah, ok, shall I arrange for the staff here to contact you?

Man: Hey, all right.

Woman: Hey, hello, Miss Bao. Let me check the situation with you. At that time, our driver's name was Bao Chengen, and your contact number was1394266119. Is it Gezhen, a police city in Dalian, Liaoning Province, at about 4: 06 this afternoon? (I can't pronounce it, I don't know it's a polyphonic word)

Man: Ge Zhenbao

W: Gezhentu, right? (I laughed completely) The accident happened to GeZhen. It was your car that caught a duck when reversing, which caused the left chassis of your car to be damaged. Is the other party okay?

M: Right, right, right, right.

Woman: Oh, ok, then, would you please stay still at the scene for a while?

M: OK, OK.

W: Well, thank you for your cooperation. Goodbye.

Man: Hey, this woman. ...