Joke Daquan: There is a couple who want to divorce _ laughing till their stomachaches _ laughing till their girlfriends are happy.

There is a couple who want a divorce, but they have a child and both want it.

So I went to court.

The wife said: I gave birth to the baby. You were cool when I gave birth to the baby.

So the baby should be mine.

The judge thought for a moment and said, hmm! ! You're right. The baby is yours.

Husband felt wrong, as a result, he suddenly wanted to think, said:

No, no. ! Your honor, please! ! Have you ever seen a vending machine?

The judge said: How!

The husband said: the drink you put in and took out is yours, so the child is mine.

The judge thought for a moment and said, hmm! You are right! The baby is yours.