A sharp joke

I hope you can laugh happily. A nun went to the hospital for a B-ultrasound and the careless nurse gave her a pregnant woman's test sheet. The nun sighed after reading it.

& gt& gt "Even carrots are unreliable now," he said.

& gt& gt Chief: Hello, comrades! Soldier: Hello, sir! The chief patted a soldier's chest and said, how well this muscle is trained! Soldier:

& gt& gt Chief, I am a female soldier.

& gt& gt A village woman was carrying a basket of eggs, and several big men in Lu Yugang raped the eggs and ran away. The peasant woman got up and patted the dust: How old is it?

& gt& gt Yes, I thought I was robbing eggs!

& gt& gt When Comrade Lao Jiao went abroad and went through the customs for the first time, customs officer: Is his surname Jiao? Lao Jiao wanted to think, and finally became very firm.

& gt& gt tone answer: sexual intercourse, about twice a week!

& gt& gt A farmer hired a veterinarian to raise pigs. The veterinarian said that it seems that artificial breeding is needed. The farmer hesitated for a long time and summoned up his courage.

& gt& gt said: Yes, I'm afraid it will bite me.

& gt& gt Someone farted on the bus. A coquettish woman spat, "bah-bah-bah-". A man said, why, eat?

& gt& gt You fart? !

& gt& gt One day, 0 and 8 met in the street. 0 disdainfully looked at 8 and said, fat is fat. Why are you wearing a belt?

& gt& gt A sister-in-law saw a man who was about to get off the bus and dropped a pack of cigarettes on the pedal, so she quickly told the man.

& gt& gt People say: Comrade, you dropped your cigarette! The man is furious: you just castrated!

& gt& gt A village woman went to town for the first time and wanted to go to the toilet. She didn't meet for a long time, so she asked the policeman, Comrade, there is a public toilet in front. Excuse me.

& gt& gt Where is the mother toilet?

& gt& gt Freshmen on campus: Students who repeat a grade are called "international students", and those with money at home are called "highly wealthy students", who doze off in class.

& gt& gt students are called "poor students".

& gt& gt An American called Bush an idiot in front of the White House, and was immediately arrested for leaking state secrets.

& gt& gt The thief stole a chicken and plucked its hair by the river. When the police passed by, the thief threw the chicken into the river and explained to the police: this chicken.

I looked after his clothes while he was swimming.

& gt& gt A person was constipated when he went to the toilet, and suddenly he saw a person rushing in, and it was stormy in an instant. "Dude, I envy you, that?

& gt& gt, let's go. ""envy what, didn't take off your pants? "

& gt& gt man: What would you do if I hugged you? Woman: resist! Man: What would you do if I kissed you? Woman: Resist. M: If

& gt& gt I ... Woman: It's over! After all, a woman's strength is limited.

& gt& gt A foreign youth in China can't understand the difference between "iron" and "steel". One night he came home very late, and the door couldn't be opened, so he had to

& gt& gt shouted: landlady, will you open your steel door? I can't get in!

When the nurse saw the patient drinking in the ward, she went over and whispered, "Sweetheart!" "The patient smiled and said," Bao Xiao.

& gt& gt bay. "

When Bush visited the Pentagon, he said sadly, "The Pentagon has become a four-corner building." Powell said: "The President

Mr.>& gt, the Pentagon is a hexagonal building with no corners. "

When & gt& gt leaders visited the countryside, the village chief asked the peasants to shout slogans, but only repeated the last two words. Leadership arrived, the steward shouted

& gt& gt "Stop whoring" and farmers follow "whoring! Hey! "

& gt& gt A company is recruiting, and the English name of the next girl to be interviewed is "spring". The secretary wants to show off her own.

& gt& gt English level, shout: Hi! That one named "Chun", it's your turn!

& gt& gt The tortoise said to the mouse, "I work in a five-star hotel!" ""nonsense ""really, they put my bath water again just now.

& gt& gt is used to make soup. "

& gt& gt A woman felt tired in the park, so she lay on a bench and relaxed. A beggar came to flirt with her. She is a big woman.

& gt& gt angry, beggars don't want to: since you don't want to, then why are you still lying in my bed?

On the>& gt bus, the pregnant woman standing said to the strange man sitting next to her, don't you know I'm pregnant? See a man

& gt& gt The child looked nervous and said, but the child is not mine!

& gt& gt A leader gave a report: "Now that men and women are equal, lesbians have stood up ..." All the lesbians present stood up and waited.

& gt& gt take instruction. The leader turned over a page, which read: "Le"

& gt& gt A wife searches her husband thoroughly every day to see if she can find a woman's hair. One day, she searched for a long time.

& gt& gt Nothing, but I still reprimanded: Now I want a nun!

& gt& gt people: Do you have military prostitutes in your army? Jun: Yes, there is no military discipline! Min: Really! Do I have to pay? Jun: Here you are.

& gt& gt What money do you need? Our military discipline is unified and handed down from above.

& gt& gt The old man confessed to his wife before he died: I once had an affair, please forgive me! Wife: What's the big deal, can you?

& gt& gt Sleep with your eyes! Which of our children looks like you?