Funny sentences to wish the married couple

Funny sentences to bless married people

1. By God’s blessing, the emperor called: Husbands from all over the world received the order: Because the phenomenon of more men than women in society is extremely serious, in order for men to be able to get married as soon as possible To get a wife, men all over the world must strictly abide by the following marriage rules: husband makes money, and wife spends money; husband cooks, and wife eats; wife eats, and husband washes dishes; wife has orders, and husband obeys. I appreciate this! Husbands, are you willing to do this? It is a must!

2. Marriage is just a bondage, a reassuring pill that prevents men from being carefree and unrestrained outside and allows women to feel at ease at home. Guard

3. Marriage can’t avoid episodes, and we can’t lose our tempers at each other. My wife has an explanation for this. I’ll give all my salary to my wife’s pocket. Hitting me means being a dear, but scolding me means loving me. Helping me grow and preventing me from becoming bad.

4. Find a good wife to live your life with. Today I will do the laundry and you will cook the meals. If I work overtime, you are never wordy. My parents took it over and my mother-in-law and daughter-in-law were very warm. The neighbor praised her and her life was prosperous!

5. Marriage is like a mirror. If both people in the mirror are beautiful, it will be beautiful. If two people embracing each other are in harmony and beautiful, it will be even more beautiful. Beauty, on the contrary, if one person is ugly, it will be twice as ugly. If both are ugly, it will be completely broken!

6. There is a brother named Afu. The origin of the name is not ambiguous. Find a virtuous and good wife who will be busy at home and outside the house. She beat Ah Fu on his back when he was tired, and poured water on Ah Fu when he was thirsty. The two never quarrel, and everyone gives thumbs up! In fact, marriage is nothing, it is simply a blessing!

7. What is marriage? It is the beautiful ending of love. Romance will turn into dullness, but it will also turn into an inseparable part of life.

8. Romance is a beautiful dress that cannot be worn every day, but it must be worn occasionally. What needs to be worn every day is the ordinary coat of marriage. Although it is ordinary, it is indispensable.

9. The red word for happiness, the red palace, the red bride, and the red groom. Traditional wedding, happy for you, may your married life be sweet forever.

10. Some people say that marriage is the tomb of love, while others say that marriage is the guarantee of long-term love. What is the taste of marriage needs to be experienced by yourself.

11. Getting married is the end of the previous life and the beginning of the next life. The people who stay with you change from family members to lovers. However, as time goes by, the other person will change from lovers. Get a family, and then accompany you throughout this life until you grow old!

12. Don’t fail to understand that marriage is difficult and think that marriage is like a fairy. We need to be vigilant in the long journey ahead, join hands and work together, we will suffer more than food, rice, oil and salt, and we will enjoy more than tea, vegetables and rice. Ordinariness is true, happiness is the foundation, life is upward, and there is no disrespect to each other.

13. I have cried and laughed before, because love is the most stupid thing. Now I will marry you in a suit and wedding dress. From now on, we will join hands in the world and stay together happily without separation. May true love always be with you and me, let’s go Life is full of ups and downs.

14. I want to get married, but I’m a little afraid. I’m afraid that my relationship won’t be able to withstand the trivial things of daily necessities, and it won’t be able to withstand the wear and tear of time. Will you treat me like you do now after a long, long time?

15. Plato asked his teacher Socrates: What is marriage? The teacher said to him: You go to the woods to pick the largest and most golden ear of wheat. You can only pick one, and you cannot go back in the process. Plato was tired from walking along the way, so he picked an ordinary ear of wheat that was not very lush and returned it to the teacher. The teacher said: Is this the biggest and most golden ear of wheat? Plato said: Because I don’t know if there is a better one ahead, and I can’t go back for fear of missing a lot and being exhausted, so I picked one that seemed good. Nice ears of wheat are back. Socrates said: This is marriage. In our life, we may meet many beautiful girls or talented boys, but there is only one love that truly belongs to us.

16. The marriage in some people’s hearts is bright, while the marriage in some people’s hearts is dim.

?Because the latter always think of marriage as too complicated. Some people have longing for marriage in their hearts, while some people have hesitation in marriage. ?Because the latter lacks confidence in marriage. Some people think of marriage as romantic, while some people think of marriage as tired. ?Because the latter’s expectations for marriage are too flashy

17. Tonight, we drink together the joyful wine, and we have deep friendship and love. Tonight, we drink together and share a glass of wine, and we will follow you all over the world. Tonight, we drink together the festive wine, and we are inseparable. We will hold hands together forever; drink the love wine together tonight, life and death and love will grow old.

18. Marriage is a paradise of happiness and a land of life. Happiness is nothing more than firewood, rice, oil and salt, a happy life is nothing more than washing and cooking, true love is nothing more than mutual warmth, and growing old together is nothing more than sharing joys and sorrows.

19. In order to implement the Party’s teachings, to maintain social stability and development, and for you and me not to waste the country’s limited resources, let’s not share our lives, and let’s not let other handsome guys and beauties miss us every day. Come on, let’s get married!

20. Get a certificate, pass a card, and have a cup of tea with relatives and friends. Make a scene, laugh a little, let the neighbors know, we will hold hands in the world from now on, and the beautiful days will be with you and me. Coming of age ceremony, Independence Day, responsibilities after the wedding.

21. What is marriage? To put it in one sentence: A marriage with love but without love is a cage; a marriage with love but without love is hell; a marriage without love and without love is a grave; a marriage with love and affection is heaven.

22. When we got married, you said that you would give me your happiness. This made me feel very sad. How could you give me your happiness? Or give me your pain. Well, I want you to be happy forever because of your union with me

23. Wear a fashionable wedding dress, distribute sweet wedding candies, invite relatives and parents on both sides, and involve you, my colleagues and best friends. , amidst the cheerful wedding march and the blessings of relatives and friends, we got married.

24. It is said that marriage is the tomb of love. Why am I so willing to enter the tomb of love? Is it because your love for me makes me obsessed and fascinated? It’s over. I realized that I was destined to jump into this sweet "grave".

25. After you get married, you won’t get up by yourself, eat breakfast by yourself, or face the ups and downs of life by yourself. When you get married, I will wake up with you, have breakfast, and taste all the flavors of life with you.

26. Thank you for our love, which brings us wonderful feelings, and even more thanks for our marriage, which prevents our love from ending up without a burial place.

27. On the wedding night of the bear groom and the scalper bride, the scalper told them to be smarter in the future and not to break off the sticks and throw them away one by one, making people laugh. The bear nodded repeatedly and said: I won't do that stupid thing anymore. I want to learn milking from you. The scalper was furious: I am not a cow, and the bear muttered in an aggrieved voice: They are both cows, how can there be such a big difference?

28. What is marriage? Let me tell you today: marriage is the crystallization of love and happiness. At the beginning, there was the expectation of eating half of the candy and leaving the other half, and the hands that were held tightly in the face of hardships.

29. We all have a magnifying glass. Before marriage, we magnify each other’s strengths. After marriage, we magnify each other’s shortcomings. Sometimes if you use this magnifying glass in reverse, you will find that your marriage can be more beautiful.

30. Looking forward to, looking forward to, the wedding has finally arrived, everything looks like what you have expected in your dreams, with bright red flowers covering your body, the loud and cheerful wedding song playing loudly, a big bowl of wine and words of blessing. Fall firmly into my heart. We got married today.

31. You don’t need too many sweet words at this moment, too much true love can make you be in the same boat together in the future. As friends, please let us share this romance together, and then send my sincere wishes to you. : I wish you a happy wedding and happiness!

32. A relationship thousands of years ago has made you both what you are today; your names are carefully carved on the Sansheng stone, which indicates that this relationship has gone through many changes; Time flies, the sun and the moon change. I hope you will support each other and the days will be sweeter than honey.

33. The handsome groom, the majestic and beautiful bride, the beautiful and beautiful diamond ring, and the many guests who have stayed together through the ages, all gathered together

34. Marriage is to us, Just like the jewels in the crown, they are always the most gorgeous and dazzling. Marriage is the sublimation of love, the inevitable choice after the relationship between two people reaches its peak, and a great and sacred moment!

35. Marriage is a tomb , is the tomb of love, yes, but it also depends on the other half you are married to. If the other half is not good, then the marriage is the tomb of happy love; if the other half is good, then the marriage is the tomb of painful love, and only happiness will be left in life from now on

36. Marriage, How much I yearn for it! Getting married is no longer a fantasy for me! When getting married, let me wear the neat and chic suit you gave me! When getting married, let you put on the beautiful and white wedding dress I selected for you! Period Looking forward to November 19th!

37. Sometimes, married people will find that not getting married is like being married, but getting married is like being divorced. And the real divorce is only I lament that I chose the wrong person at the time

38. If you get married earlier, you will worry about money and material things; if you get married later, you will be worried that no one will want you; if it is not early or late, you can only sigh that the person never shows up. What? Maybe this is the fate of marriage

39. There are winged birds in the sky, and twigs on the ground; there are mandarin ducks in the water, and they will last forever; you and I will have knotted hair, and we will stay together forever.

40. Why is your smile no longer so charming after marriage? Why is it that you no longer have that shy reserve after marriage? Maybe marriage is sometimes really a kind of break, a way to leave the original beauty in Yesterday can never be returned;