Who has a super joke? I want it.

1, a classmate introduced himself. Nervous, I stammered, "Everybody … home … OK, my name is Obama. Oh, no, no, my name is Ma. My name is Ma. This horse is Obama's. The house is a building, no, no, it's a building, and the future is bright. The full name is Malou tablets, no, no! " Then the classic appeared, and the classmate patted the back of his head and said, "Shit, what's my name again?"

2. When I was in primary school, I buried my head in my class and played with a gourd that I had just picked. The teacher played hard and said, "So-and-so, stand up and tell me what you just said?" As a result, I didn't know which tendon I was pulling, so I directly raised the gourd and said to the teacher, "I'll call your name, do you dare to promise?" Later, my parents came to school and took me away. ...

I didn't even know that when his wife fell, a man was riding a motorcycle with a four-or five-year-old child in the back seat. That man's riding is so bad that the child wobbles. Finally, the motorcycle tripped and the child fell. The man didn't know, so I stopped to pick up the child and stepped on the gas to catch up. Complained: "Why do you ride a motorcycle and don't know that your child is lost?" The man glared at the child and shouted, "Where's your mother?"

1. In the country, a little boy was sweating with a cow. Passing tourists asked curiously, "where are you taking the cow?" Go to the neighboring village to breed with cattle. " "Can't your father do such a thing?" The boy shook his head again and again: "no, it must be a bull!" . ~

2. On the bus, I saw a beautiful woman around me take out an iPhone, then a young artist took out an iPhone, and a business man took a silent look and took out an ipad. At this time, I smiled ghostly, took out my Nokia and smashed a walnut in the aisle. The whole scene was petrified by me!

3. A person looks like an onion and cries while walking.

A man was on the phone, walked away and hung up.

In the knowledge contest

The host asked, "Can cats climb trees?"

The eagle scrambled to answer: "Yes!"

Moderator: "Give an example"

The eagle said tearfully, "I fell asleep that year, and the cat climbed the tree ... and then there was the owl ..."