Begging for hilarious jokes ... not too many words ... at least one joke.

One day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming, "Xiao Ming, do you know what 8X2 is?"

Xiaoming shook his head.

The teacher said, then go home and ask your parents or brothers and uncles.

Xiao Ming went home and asked his father, "Dad, how much is 8X2?"

It happened that his father was playing mahjong and said, "Nine drums!"

Xiao Ming went to ask his mother, "Mom, how much is 8X2?" His mother is practicing songs and singing: "Chairman Mao ~"

Xiao Ming ran to ask his brother, "Brother, how much is 8X2?" His brother was taking a bath and said, "How cool!"

He ran to ask his uncle, "Uncle, how much is 8X2?" His uncle is talking to his wife on the phone and says, "wife, I'll wait for you here."

The next day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming, "Xiao Ming, how much is 8X2?" "Nine tubes." "Who told you that?" Chairman Mao slapped Xiao Ming, and Xiao Ming said, "How cool! The teacher asked Xiaoming to stand in the back. Xiao Ming said, "Wife, I'll wait for you here.