Tell me some jokes.

Why do you feel white after washing your hands? Wife: "Why do you feel white after washing your hands?" Husband: "Because water moistens hands." Wife: "Why do I feel white every time I wash my feet?" Husband: "It's still because the water moistens your feet." Wife: "Why do I feel slim every time I take a shower?" Husband: "Because you are out of your mind." How dare I not interfere? My son is being educated by me because he is very naughty. My son is counting on his father for help. I told him, "Don't look, when I was educating you, my father didn't dare to interfere." His father said, "Why can't I participate?" My son looked at his father hopefully. His father glanced at me and wiped his hands and said, "Look, I wiped my hands." A motorcycle overturned, man. Exercise. Take two dumbbells to the sports school with a travel bag every day, 60Kg. I met two bag robbers on motorcycles, and I reached out and grabbed my buddy's bag. Then, the motorcycle overturned ... I never met an opponent who couldn't play chess when I was a child. My cousin said I'd teach you. After that, my cousin would come to my house every day and let me kill two sets with him. Praise my cousin for his good chess skills every time he loses. Don Goth said: "As far as our village is concerned, my generation has never met an opponent." Until one day, my cousin played chess with others, because my cousin's "phase" crossed the river and others wouldn't let him! Transfer you to the complaint center. An old employee's hearing is getting worse. He walked up to the manager and said hesitantly, "Mr. Manager, I feel like I'm about to be fired because I can't hear what customers say to me anymore." "You can work with peace of mind, and I will transfer you to the complaint center." The manager said. How do you know if you are strong or not? The political teacher said in class: "Developed capitalist countries, especially the United States, always bully other countries when they are strong. Our socialist countries will not do this. Even if it is strong, it will not bully others ... "A student added:" Unless we bully others, how can we know if we are strong? " You should react a little. One day, you and your daughter-in-law had a quarrel. It happened that a guest came to your house, and the daughter-in-law stewed rock sugar Sydney. My daughter-in-law gives each guest a bowl, I don't care. I watched them drink it. I guess the daughter-in-law is also very sorry. Another bowl was offered to me, and I took a sip. My daughter-in-law said, "You should react a little." I pretended to be miserable, put my hand around my neck and said, "You are so poisonous!" " "All of a sudden, two guests drink soup spray a table. Dude, you were really there. Go downstairs to buy medicine and come back to see the stall. On a whim, I ordered some mutton kebabs, skins and vegetable rolls to go home and have some beer. Thinking that my mother doesn't eat Chili, I said when I was excited, "Brother, my 20 kebabs, 10 want meat, 10 don't want meat! ！” The boss said, "daughter-in-law! Give your brother 10 kebabs and 10 sticks! "I smiled, big brother, you are real ~