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1. Life is like a news broadcast. You can't escape by changing the channel.

There will be many unexpected things in this world. For example, you thought I would give an example, but there isn't.

It was so naive. Do you think it is a holiday after the college entrance examination? No, it's called life imprisonment suspended for two months!

I heard that it is raining in your city. I wonder if you have an umbrella. If you have, it will rain for nothing.

Don't always smile at others, maybe a casual smile will become someone else's expression pack.

6. After breaking up, maybe you will meet a girl who is more beautiful, better in figure and gentler and more virtuous than me, but can she be blind than me?

7. I finished the two-hour exam in one and a half hours, and then I started to check, while I finished it in one and a half minutes, and then counted down!

8. Twenty minutes before the end of the exam, Xueba was checking, others were answering questions, and I had arrived home!

9. It's not that I don't want to lose weight. I'm afraid of rebounding, so I dare not lose weight.

10. When people are unlucky, drinking water will plug their teeth, and water is even more unlucky. Even if you are drunk, you will get stuck between your teeth.

1 1. There are two ways to pollute a place: garbage or money!

12. Some people like your appearance and figure, but I am different. I don't like you at all.

13. When I was a teaching assistant, I corrected my homework one day. See a wonderful answer sheet, as follows: "I can't teach, so don't look at the rest." As a result, I opened the second page, which read: "Teacher, don't you believe me?"

14. I'll tell you a cold joke. "Yes, tell me." "Cold joke."

15. Women often say that they are miserable when comforting women; When a man comforts a man, he often says that another man is miserable.

16. Some people say that a man's career is inversely proportional to his looks. I looked in the mirror with a lucky attitude. It seems that I am doomed to accomplish nothing in my life.

17. When arguing, the difference between a man and a woman is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun.

18. There is a one-dollar coin in the flower bed, but the sign next to the flower bed says, "It's really embarrassing to be fined three yuan for stepping on the flower bed.

19. As a student, I have a special skill, that is, I can finish my summer homework in one day, but this skill will not start until the day before school starts.

20. "Wife, there are so many excellent boys in the world, why do you like me?" "Do you think those excellent boys will take a fancy to me?"