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If you are satisfied, please choose my answer. Thank you! It's an honor to answer your question! ! This is the answer of (★☆)! I hope it helps you! ★☆ Summarize the latest 22 hilarious jokes ★☆ I wish you happiness after seeing them! ! ! 1. In high school, after class, all the students rushed to buy lunch boxes outside. A girl took a shortcut to get there before others, and the manhole cover in front was not covered properly and fell down! After a while, she climbed up with the edge of the well, and she was very embarrassed. A group of junior high school children passed by in horror. She was in a hurry and said while climbing: Hey! It's really hard to repair ... ★☆ 2. When I was in middle school, I was bitten by mosquitoes in summer, and it was unbearable to itch in class, but I can't reach in and scratch it, I can bear it! It's killing me! After class, I stole a box of cool oil from my deskmate (girl) and ran to the toilet, only to regret it after putting it on-that excitement, DD stood up and said nothing! I can't stop the lack of clothes in summer, so I have to bend over and move back to the classroom, sit down and lean against the desk and dare not move. Cool oil smells so bad that my deskmate snapped: Did you steal my cool oil? Where did you wipe it? ! I wish I were dead! Just opened the coke and drank two times, shook it and blew out. Take your mouth to block it, stick to it, and finally spray it out of your nose. ★☆ 3. One day, I got on the bus with a good friend, and the front was full, so I ran to the back, and there were just two seats left. There were two middle school boys sitting there in the front row. After one stop, a woman in her twenties led a boy aged 7 or 8 on the bus. (Later, I learned that this was her child. () There was no seat, so I stood next to the two middle school students. Before long, the child started to make trouble and said that his leg hurt. The middle school student stood up and offered his seat to the child. The young woman said: Let the child do it on your knee. Middle school students agreed. The child sat on the knee of the middle school student. After a few more stops, a girl came up. It's the kind that is extremely beautiful, and it's also extremely sexy. Low cut, short skirt. The bus was driving, and the child suddenly shouted at his mother: "Mom, my brother's little boy is moving!" Just like dad's. " Wander around! Hehe, there is a commotion in the car. That middle school student is extremely ashamed. Pull the classmate, and then shout to the driver: "Ring the bell! ！” (He wanted to open the door, hehe) Then, he got off the bus. ★☆ 4. When I was in high school, I woke up at home at noon and ate two oranges. After eating the yellow ones on my fingers, I went straight to school without washing my hands. In the afternoon, when I was with my classmates, one of my classmates said, "Why are you so disgusting? You wiped your fingers with shit!" " I said, "It's not shit, it's eating oranges at noon." Then I shook my fingers. Two days later, it was miserable. The whole school knew that there was a classmate in our school who wiped his ass with his fingers after taking a shit, and when he was dry, he kept nagging his fingers from time to time and said that he smelled of oranges. 5. One day, he was walking down the street with a beautiful woman and good friend. Suddenly, a vendor who bought porn came over and said to my good friend, Hey, sister, come and have a look. There's a new movie. My friend is furious ... What? I know it. ★☆ 6. When eating in a hotel, I was in a hurry, and the waiter said enthusiastically; Our hotel doesn't have a bathroom. You can go to the toilet opposite. We have an agreement with them. When you get there, you can say that you are' eating'! ★☆ 7. One day, a female friend of mine came to me and said, "I'm depressed, I'm bleeding." "Blood collapse?" I asked. "It's a big menstrual flow!" Answer. Oh, as a man, I certainly don't know what a bloody collapse is. There are two flowers, one for each table. A few days later, my boss who hadn't given me a raise for several years suddenly gave me a raise. I was sitting in my office, beaming with my payroll, and said, "It feels like I haven't had my period for several months, and today I suddenly have a bloody collapse." When I looked up, the whole office was staring at me. . . ★☆ 8. In the third year of high school, in chemistry class, the teacher talked about organic chemistry polymers or something. Suddenly, the teacher gave an example and drew a "phthalein bond" on the blackboard, telling everyone that this is a "eunuch". Let's press a "methyl bar" for him and laugh below. ★☆ 9. University, I study computer. During the internship on the computer, all beings were crazy about CS when the teacher was dozing off. Our captain couldn't resist the excitement and quickly established a local area network. The classic dust2, the captain shouted: I am cheap (built), I am cheap (built), don't rob me. ——！ Don't worry, my captain, we won't fight you. ★☆ 1. I paid a BF in college, and I haven't been to his dormitory for a long time. One day, I went to his dormitory to find him in a hurry. When I opened the door, I found that he was in the whole dormitory. Because they didn't know each other very well, I was a little nervous and asked him where he was going. I don't know why, but I blurted out, "Where's my man? ！” The whole dormitory was silent for 1 seconds, and I rushed out. ★☆ 11. It's really embarrassing! During the May Day holiday this year, my mother and I went to the mall together, and we went shopping for a long time. Later, I went to a counter selling sports shoes, and my mother asked me to try on a pair of shoes. At that time, I was exhausted, and even I felt that I was not very clear-headed. ~ ~ ~ Maybe I tried on pants too much before. I started to untie my belt without saying a word, and then naturally I had to pull the pants door. Oh, my God, my mother called, hey, what are you doing! ! I'm just getting over it! The shoe salesman looked at me in stupor. I was really ... hey! The face is as hot as a roast pig! What a shame! ★☆ When I was 12. 13 years old, I came for the first time (menstruation), so I wanted my mother to buy sanitary napkins for me, but … I felt it was also a very embarrassing thing to tell my mother. Finally, I called my mother to prevaricate and finally got up the courage to say to my mother: Mom, I'm pregnant (actually, I meant to say, "Mom, I'm here for work", and my mother got nervous …). Huh? My face turned red as soon as I swished it. Er … I was so depressed ★☆ 13. When I was in high school, I had lunch with my friend near the school. He ordered a bowl of lasagna, and another friend was drinking coke. Then I don't know who told a joke. The coke drinker choked with laughter and the coke dripped from his nose. Friends laughed at other people's embarrassment, who knew that a wide face was ejected from the nostrils! After graduating from college, every time I see him, I can't help laughing ★☆ 14. Once I was shopping outside the store outside the station, I suddenly rushed over and a man was so anxious that he called his comrade to pack sanitary napkins for me. Both the salesman and I were stunned, but there was nothing to think about. Maybe I bought it for his wife.' The salesman immediately handed him a pack of sanitary napkins for daily use. He was very anxious to say that it wasn't like this. I didn't want this kind of sanitary napkin for men. Both I and the salesman collapsed at that time ... The one used by men. 15. I went to my classmate's school to play during the holiday. It was a woman. She accompanied me around the school and passed by a toilet. She said that I had to go to the bathroom. Then I said that I had to go too. So I turned and walked to the men's toilet. Suddenly, she After that, I put the paper in my hand ... and then we looked at each other, looking at ... She seemed to react suddenly, blushing and saying, just wipe your hands ... I kept whispering in my heart: Don't you know that a boy just needs to shake it twice ... ★☆ 16. There is a fool near the unit, who seems to have done something wrong with his brain at once, so there is something wrong with his nerves and brain. Is it? Is it? I was in a hurry to do something, and he came over, and I saw that he seemed to want to talk to me. I quickly said, yes, yes, ... As a result, the fool only said two words ... silly X ... I almost fainted ★☆ 17. What happened in junior high school ... two classmates. Another person was in a hurry and scolded: "Your deskmate is a NB!" " The group of people left beside us burst into laughter ... ★☆ 18. In Chinese class, the text was about the harm of the environment, about what was leaked, about what was seriously polluted, and about the emotional place, the 4-year-old Chinese aunt angrily patted the stage and said loudly, "You humans! I don't know how to protect the environment! !" 19. When I was in college, I had to queue up at the gym to buy train tickets before the winter vacation next year. One year, when I was waiting in line, I suddenly felt someone poking me behind me. Looking back, my classmate handed me a note and opened it. It said, "I am a girl in a red sweater about 2 meters behind ..." I looked back carefully and found her, blushing and cute, just my type, with a look in her eyes. So I quickly read the contents at the back of the note, "I have an extra berth to go to Hangzhou. If anyone wants to buy it, please pass the note on ..." ★☆ 2. When I passed the graveyard one night and saw the fire, I thought it was a ghost fire, so I threw a brick, and the fire moved to another grave. The man still had a brick, so I heard it? ***? You can't even take a shit. You get two bricks when you smoke? ★☆ 21. A new shop assistant is memorizing everything. An old lady bought a bottle of soy sauce. The shop assistant said, "I'll charge you xx yuan and give you xx yuan. Do you need a straw? The old lady suddenly fainted ... ★☆ 22. Once after school, my deskmate called me to go to dinner with her. When she left, she kindly reminded me to "go to the toilet". I might have just thought about eating, and blurted out "I'm not hungry" ... Looking back, my deskmate laughed and squatted on the ground ~★☆★☆→ The original answer of the authoritative profession found that plagiarism was all complaints (* _ *) Hee hee. ! Thank you for your adoption! ! .