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Face up to the shit life
The more toilets are built, the more lovely and humanized the styles are, but the unbearable inside must be packed with good packaging. Unlike the former latrines, the humble thatch and the big pit that attracts flies make people shudder when they think about it. Modern toilet is the constraint on shit and fart, and it is the evolution of civilization.
If you fart, you must be quiet, because the public air is polluted, and the parties are really embarrassed and guilty. It is harmful to the public environment to urinate and defecate everywhere. Dog poop on the road must also be cleaned up quickly, otherwise it will make passers-by swear.
whenever relevant words pop out of a child's mouth, adults are bound to be on the verge of an enemy, and they will be educated in an all-round way. Whenever these words come from an adult's mouth, the label of "uncivilized" must be firmly attached to his forehead.
Li Ao, a talented person in Taiwan Province, met Hu Yinmeng, a beautiful and charming talented woman who fell in love at first sight. The two quickly fell in love and tied the knot. Romantic love is no match for the triviality of life. The reason for their divorce, Li Ao said: "One day I accidentally pushed open the bathroom door and saw Hu Yinmeng's face flushed with constipation, which was really unbearable. The perfect goddess in my heart was no different from ordinary people ..." So, the perfect love came to an imperfect end.
Li Ao, who can't even accept the daily scene of shit and fart, is really not a lover of Hu Yinmeng. Later, all kinds of demeaning and slandering about his ex-wife can be seen at the beginning of this divorce reason.
I can only accept your beauty and elegance, but I can't accept your weaknesses and defects. I only hope that the husband and wife are happy and enviable, and I don't want tea, rice, oil and salt. When the disaster comes, how can we stand together through thick and thin? Life is not a stage, there are always moments when you take off your makeup and live normally. True tolerance and understanding of true love can accept the tests of life. How long can such a couple last, even for a long time? Shit and fart is not the dividing point between civilization and barbarism, but a barometer to test human nature.
in one's life, there are times when one can't help but linger on his deathbed. If you can't take care of yourself, you can't take care of yourself yet, and you have to hand over your shit to your family. Spouses and children, who love each other on weekdays, are friends in need.
people don't want to talk about shit all their lives, and it's hard to leave shit.
Everyone loves a baby's softness and cuteness, but the baby also has a tiring side, that is, frequent shit and fart. For people who have no experience in parenting, it is simply a disaster. It breaks out at any time regardless of time and occasion, and adults need to clean up the battlefield. For family, it is no different from a carnival. Normal excretion means that everything is normal and the body is great. I still had the baby's poop on my hands, washed my hands carelessly, and then happily picked up the dishes on the dining table.
when people are old, they are most concerned about health. Mrding in "Parents Love" suffered from cerebral hemorrhage due to constipation. Scared his good friend Jiang Defu to stay in the toilet all day, so he had to use Kaiser Lu to go to the toilet, or he would lose his temper. How wise and wise, you have to go through this first. Even wise men worry, they have to worry about this first.
It's almost the end, and the smoothness of shit and fart means good health and safety in life.
in one's life, one always wants to avoid ugliness, stench and impurity. As long as we trace back to the true nature of life, we have to return to the most primitive state. The beginning and end of life, wonderfully, begin with paying attention to shit and fart, and end with it.
a smooth shit is a happy life. Someone dares to talk to you about shit and deal with it, which is a warm life.
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