Answer irrelevant questions. How to write a composition about the topic?

Answer irrelevant questions Once, our class played a new game-"Answer irrelevant questions". The teacher asked us mysteriously, "Who dares to accept the challenge?" As soon as the voice fell, we scrambled to raise our hands. Unexpectedly, I am the lucky one. The game has begun. "Did you have breakfast?" The teacher asked kindly. "Teacher, you are so beautiful today!" I blurted it out. "Have you finished your homework?" "I bought a pair of super handsome sunglasses today." "Where to play tomorrow?" "Of course I will count! For example, 1 1=2! " "What was your score in today's exam?" "What? Teacher, are you uncomfortable today? Then I will accompany you to see a doctor! " "What's your favorite fruit?" "ouch! My stomach hurts, I have to go to the toilet. " "What time is it now?" "Wow, what a big watermelon! I want to eat! " "How old are you this year?" "Oh, my God! My money is gone! " Haha, the game is progressing smoothly under my control ... "Jing Yi, you are great! You won! Will the teacher give you an award? " "good!" I answered without thinking. "Jing Yi, you lost!" The teacher said cheerfully. Huh? I was taken in! I suddenly realized. Alas, all the roast ducks sent to the mouth have flown away. Damn it, I won't lose if I try again!