Who can play a joke on Diga Altman for me?

Otani and Hiei were driving for Logic when they met a military truck stuck in the mud, so they helped push it out.

The driver was grateful: "Thank you, officer!" "

Rising wiped his sweat with a grunt: "What's in the car? It's so heavy! "

Driver: "Sir, there are thirty recruits in the car ..."

One day, Xincheng got lost in the desert and he was dying of thirst. So he wanted to kill the camel and drink its blood, but the camel was too strong to beat it (he had to beat it before cutting the blood vessel with a knife).

At this moment, a water truck drove up. The driver asked, "Dude! Is there any difficulty? Let me help you "(there is a lot of water in the car)

Xincheng said happily: "This is saved! Come on, help me knock down the camel board! "

Elder sister-in-law: "Lena ... why are you so pale today?"

Lena: "It's terrible. On my way home last night, a man followed me all the time. I can't get rid of him. When I turned to ask him, he was gone ... "

Otaku: "Oh … Hiei … Why do you look so bad?"

Takei: "It's terrible. I met a suspicious person on my way home yesterday. He noticed that I was behind him and immediately ran away … I thought it must be an alien, so I caught up with him, but I couldn't catch up with him … When I tried to contact the headquarters, he suddenly stopped and turned around … I slipped and fell into the well … "

Unfortunately: "Diga, you can't compete with Katangel ..."

Otaku: "Don't worry! Win without a fight! "

Decisive moment ...

Gatanjieu (fear): "Black ... Dark Tiga!"

Diga: "I will spare your life today. Get out! "

Katangel: "This is ... this is ..."

Diga: "Hehe … It's just different with black paint …" "

Diga: "Who are you?"

Mystery man: "Hum … don't you know me?" The Monkey King? "

Diga: "? Am I not the Monkey King? "

Mystery man: "Oh? That's probably Vegeta or Bick? "

Diga: "Who the hell are you?"

Mystery Man: "I am the strongest in the universe … Charouk!" " "

Diga: "Oh, my God ... The Dragon Ball is over there ..."

Charouk: "Huh? Wrong ... sorry! "

Longzhu studio ...

The Monkey King: "How dare you be late! I'm angry ... transformation ~ ~ Super Saiyan III! I played and played ... "

Charouk: "Help!" (Hang up)

The righteous warrior defeated Charouk, and the world was at peace again.

Unfortunately: "Diga! I didn't expect you to really get rid of Katangela? To be honest, I don't have much hope for you ... "

Diga: "Nothing … I just said a word and it left …" "

Unfortunately: "This will do? What did you say? "

Diga: "I said,' Dude, you're going the wrong way, this is not the earth ...' Then it left and thanked me!"

Otaku: "Report! Another big weird knot! "

Li Cheng: "We already know … It doesn't matter …"

Otaku: "Huh? Why is this? "

Shengjing: "All the flowers are male this time, so they can't be pollinated!" " "

At this time, Ye Rui exclaimed: "No! The female flowers are also in bloom! "

Morii: "How is this ... how is this possible?"

Ye Rui: "According to reliable information, these male flowers are holding the draft of" My Hero "in their hands, which has attracted many young fans ..."

Shengjing: "Oh, my God ... how come even the plants have fallen down!" " "

Otani has been suffering from insomnia recently and has to take sleeping pills every day.

One day, Dagu slept soundly and was awakened by his daughter Xiaoguang.

Xiaoguang: "Dad! Wake up! "

Otaku: "Well ... what's the matter? Baby ... "

Xiaoguang: "You forgot to take sleeping pills today ~"

Otani: "&; $#$%"

Otani and Xincheng seek logic at night.

Xincheng: "Sister-in-law, it's so dark ..."

Elder sister-in-law: "Nothing ... Look at me!" " "

He put his hand into his clothes and took the flashlight by mistake …

A dazzling light flashed and Dijia stood on the road.

Xincheng: "big ... big care ... I just want you to turn on the electricity ... no ... don't exaggerate!" " "

Ksenya Goryachova Camilla: "Diga! Why are you so cruel? Have you forgotten the oath you made 30 million years ago? "

Diga: "What did I say?"

Ksenya Goryachova Camilla: "You said you would love me for ten thousand years!" "

Diga: "Yes! Wasn't it ten thousand years ago? "

Ye Rui: "It's not easy to pull! I finished analyzing the words of pity! She said that the dark ruler will bring destruction! "

Elder sister-in-law: "What is the dominator?"

Ye Rui: "Well ... it means the emperor!" "

Otaku: "Is the emperor awesome?"

Ye Rui: "Not bad. Although it is prestigious, it has no power. Power is in the hands of the shogun. "

Elder sister-in-law: "Oh ... then what are you panicking about?"

Ye Rui: "That's right ... Let's continue to play cards!" " "

dark side ...

Gatanjieu:“5555 ~ People all over the world look down on me ... "