Funny personality signature about football

Football can exercise people's health. Sometimes you might as well try it. Next, I'll bring you some funny signature content about football. I hope you like it.

recommendation on the signature of football funny personality

1) Don't be angry with your boss. Fighting with the boss is fighting with money. So you will be more sad without money.

2) Don't think that I am afraid of you because you are fat. Come on! Come and I'll run.

3) if eating more fish can make people smarter, then I must have eaten at least one pair of whales?

4) It's so hot this summer that I don't even bother to wear a cotton-padded jacket.

5) This thunder, this lightning, why are you so excited? I'm afraid I'll bump into someone accidentally.

6) I bought a pair of pants. What does it say? No washing, no dry cleaning, no bleaching? . Are these pants disposable?

7) What was the name of the ambulance in English? ambulance? -Chinese pronunciation is: I can't die. I remembered it at once.

8) According to the pig's aesthetics, I am basically a handsome guy.

9) Justin Bieber told us how to do the final exam. Just recite it.

1) In junior high school, SARS came, in senior high school, avian flu came, and in college, A stream came. We finally want to graduate.

11) If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I'll resign. Before I resign, I'll give him two more Chinese and beat him to death.

12) The senior high school entrance examination jumped into the arms of the college entrance examination and cried: Why don't they pay attention to me! The college entrance examination spoiled him and said, I'll make them pay for it in three years.

13) When I came back, my mother said, let you put on more clothes when you go out. Look, when you go out, your legs are sunburned like this.

14) If I want to sweep the floor, I will never brush the dishes. If I want to brush the dishes, I will never sweep the floor. Do both? You treat me like an alien!

15) If you don't take a shower in spring, mosquitoes bite you every night, and you turn over in the middle of the night, I don't know how many people die.

16) In order to cooperate with the successful completion of family planning work in China this year, I decided not to contact friends of the opposite sex for the time being. Thank you for your cooperation.

17) There are fewer trees in China because there are many papers.

18) The biggest advantage of blind date is that if there are problems in marriage in the future, you can put the blame on the matchmaker.

19) Death always cares for me and doesn't look for anyone else! ! Always dragging me away and letting me climb back by myself! It is common to meet ghosts on the way now!

2) Take me home. I'm hungry as a thin horse. The price of the school canteen is rising, and the sun is setting. Sentence

1) Don't fall asleep in class, just bury yourself drunk on the wine table.

2) You have never left me for two years, but I really don't think it's necessary for us to be together again. It's time to break up. Let go, will you? Don't make me hate you: damn fat.

3) The word "losing weight" is only said to scare those people.

4) Grey Wolf, good man, go to the director and shoot you in.

5) Modern people's living conditions: go to today's class, sleep yesterday and spend tomorrow's money.

6) Get off the line at midnight on time, or the princess will turn back into Cinderella.

7) Don't be obsessed with the pot, it's just a rice cooker.

8) if pigs can fly, who will buy a plane? Just ride a pig to heaven.

9) I won't bend over if money falls in the sky, because even pies won't fall in the sky, let alone money.

1) I couldn't sleep last night and fell asleep in the middle of counting the moon.

11) How can I put it? Your appearance is relatively low. Seeing your appearance can exercise my courage.

12) buying a computer without broadband is like being a monk before eating when all the wine and meat are ready.

13) How can this happen? Why not? It hurts! Oh, I'll be gentle. As soon as the room door was opened, it turned out that the two were playing video games.

14) One of the great pleasures in summer is to get up at night to kill mosquitoes.

15) Without money and power, if I don't treat you better, can you come with me?

16) If Naruto had the same friendship with Sasuke. Don't bother the old! Drop by drop.

17) I'm going to have my hair cut, and I twisted my neck by swinging my bangs.

18) Why is my mobile phone broken when it is still down from the fourth floor?

19) I am an animal when I take off my clothes, but I am devil wears prada when I put on my clothes!

2) Everything in this society can be fake, but the only thing I can't tolerate is: money's fake signature selection about football funny personality

1) Hey, have you ever cried while watching cartoons? I heard from a friend that he cried when he read crayon Shinchan. I sprayed it then? _? .

2) Give me a fulcrum, and I'll put the neighbor's car into the ditch, so that he won't honk when he sees me.

3) The reason why the earth is round is because God wants those who are lost or lost to meet again. As long as you haven't drunk Meng Po Tang, you still belong to me.

4) How many girls can't envy my figure? I'm slim. But I am a man. If I were a woman, how many men would be charmed.

5) My mother is losing weight and said to me at dinner. Give me more rice, I can only eat one bowl. ?

6) When shopping, when I finished the price and watched the shop assistant hand over the things happily, I felt that I had lost something for a moment.

7) You are very creative and brave. Ugliness is not your intention. God is losing his temper. Be strong and live. Without you, who will set off the beauty of pigs?

8) My face has turned white and my skin is tender and smooth since I got Xiu Xiu. The five senses have also become exquisite.

9) although I'm not as thin as someone's waist, as fair as someone's skin, as slim as someone, as amazing as someone? But, but don't you think I'm at least as ugly as they are?

1) After meeting me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so specific!