In a bad mood, can you send a particularly funny joke to divert attention?

A patient went to the hospital and the doctor asked, "What's the matter with you?" The patient replied, "I had a dream last night that I was a cow eating grass." The doctor said, "Don't worry, it's normal. Everyone dreams. Dreams are different from reality. " I saw the patient nervously say, "But when I got up, I found that half of the straw mats on my bed were missing!" " "Once, a mother took a plate of apples and asked her children," Which one do you want? The child said, "I want that big one." So the mother decided to educate her children well and said, "You can't pick the big ones. Children must be polite. "The child said," But mom, do you have to lie if you are polite? "

A long time ago, a child finally saw the sea he had always wanted to see. Then he asked his mother, "Mom, people say that the sea is boundless, right?" Mother said, "Yes, the sea is boundless." Then the child said, "Then why are we standing by the sea?"

A child asked his father, "Dad, mom is a great swimmer. Why not? " Dad said, "Because mom always eats fish, she can swim. Dad doesn't often eat fish. How can he swim? The child thought for a moment and said, "But, Dad, you always eat chicken. Can you lay eggs? "

The phone rang, and the little girl picked up the receiver ... Man: "Hello, little baby, it's dad, where's mom?" Little girl: "Mom and Uncle Chen are in the upstairs room." The man said a little angrily, "which uncle chan? Our family doesn't know anyone named Uncle Chen. " The little girl said, "Yes, you come to see your mother's uncle Chen every time after work." After a while, the man said calmly, "Baby, let's play a game." The little girl said excitedly, "Good!" The man said, "Go to the room upstairs first, and then shout," Dad's back! "Then come back and answer the phone." The little girl did, and soon she heard a scream. The little girl answered the phone ... Man: "What's wrong with mom?" Little girl: "mom rushed out of the room when she heard you coming back, accidentally fell down the stairs, and now she doesn't move." The man asked with a little satisfaction, "Where's Uncle Chen?" The little girl said, "I saw him jump out of the window of the room, but he seemed to forget that his father put water in order to clean the swimming pool the day before yesterday, and now he is lying at the bottom of the swimming pool, still motionless." The man was silent for a moment. The man said, "swim ... swimming pool ... is the number here 88 1?" . . . . Little girl: Not a man: "Oh, sorry, wrong number.