I am very annoyed now. Can you tell me a few jokes?

Classic jokes: Scenes when your girlfriend is angry 1. When you go shopping, you don’t look at her but only look at other girls; 2. When you go shopping, you don’t look at other girls, but all you look at is Men; 3. When you were shopping, you didn’t look at other girls or other men, but you didn’t look at her either. Instead, you just walked and bumped into someone else’s newsstand and you were asked to pay compensation; 4. It was her birthday that day but you forgot it. 5. You didn’t forget her birthday, but you forgot to buy her a gift; 6. You didn’t forget her birthday, nor did you forget to buy her a gift, but she found out that your gift was bought from a street stall or at a discounted price in the mall. Crazy discount, buy one get one free; 7. On Valentine's Day, you were seriously ill and had a high fever and fell into a coma for a day and a night. Not only did she not receive any gifts from you, she also had to take care of you in the hospital for 24 hours; 8. On Valentine's Day, you gave her a gift Rose, but later she found out that the rose was given to you by someone else; 9. You gave her a rose on Valentine's Day, but she knew that you also gave it to someone else; 10. Your mother fell into the river at the same time as her, you first Saved your mother; 11. Your mother and she fell into the river at the same time, and you prepared to save your mother and her at the same time, but even you knew it was impossible; 12. Your mother and she fell into the river at the same time, and neither of you Not prepared to save; 13. She asked you who was more beautiful between her and another girl, and you told the truth but the answer was another girl; 14. She asked you who was more beautiful between her and another girl, but you didn’t dare to tell the truth; 15. She Ask you who is prettier between her and another girl, and you dare not tell the truth, but she forces you to say that you have no choice but to tell the truth in the end that she is not pretty;