Are there any jokes about boyfriends trying to please their girlfriends? Give me some, please.

1. My son failed in the middle school entrance examination and was scolded by his wife. I went to comfort my son: "You must study hard and surpass your father in the future." The son paused, and then said weakly, "I can't guarantee anything else." But I'm sure I'll find a better wife than you in the future. "

2. I went to play hot water with my classmates at school, and the thermos squeaked on the way back to the dormitory. I said, "It's not good to blow it up." This guy whooshed the thermos out. Bang, it really blew up. The buddy said with a lingering fear, "Fortunately, I threw it quickly and didn't blow me up."

3. One day, when I was not very busy, a buddy asked me to help me write an invitation. After writing for a long time, I feel a little wrong, but even if I look at it, I can't see anything wrong. At this time, my brother's daughter-in-law came to have a look and said, "Can the groom's name be changed? We are impossible. " I ...

4, quarreling with my wife, my wife reached out and hit me in anger, and I grabbed her hand. The wife said angrily, "Why did you grab my hand? Let go! " I had a brainwave: "Don't let go, hold your hand and grow old with your son." After that, I held my wife in my arms. I was so clever that I dodged another bullet. ?

It is said that when the daughter finds a boyfriend, the parents will feel sad that the cabbage they have worked so hard to grow has been arched by the pig. But since my brother found a girlfriend, he didn't even come back to live at home. Every day his mother-in-law cooks good food for him, and he is full of happiness. Mother looked up at the 45-day-old and said, "I wonder if the cabbage is arched." Anyway, the pig that has been raised for more than 20 years must have been lost. "

6. I got a call saying that my leader asked me to fight 50 thousand yuan for emergency. I said, pay right away! After a sleep, I called again and asked why I haven't paid yet. I said I was in a hurry to go out and forgot to bring my money. I only brought two cards, the one with money has been degaussed, and the other card has no money. 500 yuan is required to reissue the card. Can I have a replacement card for 500 yuan first? He listened to the silence for a long time, and finally said, why should our peers be embarrassed?

7. The five-year-old daughter vomited on the sofa, and suddenly her daughter turned over and fell to the ground! But this guy was strong and didn't cry. But climbed up in front of me and slapped me! Say, "What do you think of the child?"

8. A male classmate rushed out of the classroom and accidentally touched a female classmate's chest. He just wanted to apologize. I saw that the female classmate was very angry and said, "What a shame, touching someone's chest." The male student immediately fell ill and replied, "Do you have it? Why don't I feel it! " The girl asked again, "Do you know why the earth is round and we can't feel it?" That's because it's big! "

Let me recommend these to you first. You can search for jokes online and pick them out.