Get a few shortest high-scoring jokes

1: New mobile phones are on the market.

The 5th generation of Apple mobile phone is coming soon. Xiao Zhang is usually reluctant to spend money on electronic products, but this time he looks very happy.

My colleague was surprised and asked, "Xiao Zhang, are you so happy and looking forward to buying a new Apple mobile phone?"

Xiao Zhang said with a smile: "Didn't I buy a fake Apple mobile phone for 5 generations last year? Now it can finally be used publicly! " ：

2:

A shy boy finally got up the courage to ask his beloved girl: What kind of boy do you like? The girl said: hit it off.

The boy asked the same question again and had to say sadly, can't you have a flat head?

3:

After defecating in the Woods, I found that I didn't bring any toilet paper, so I called my friend for help.

Friend: You can find a leaf to solve it! Me: Nima, this is a pine forest! ! ! ~

4:

I think the world has lost half its light ~ ~ ~ Just after eating and feeling something in my eyes, my wife blew it off.

As a result, a mouthful of old godmother made my world instantly black ~ ~ ~

Complaints from colleagues

On the construction site, a young worker complained: "We did the work, but the team leader was praised, and the final result was all the manager's." It's really unfair! "

An old worker next to him smiled and said, "When you look at your watch, do you look at the hour hand first and then the minute hand, but you don't even look at the second hand that runs the most?"

3:

Chief: Hello, comrades! Soldier: Hello, sir! Chief: comrades are all tanned! Soldier: The leader is blacker!

The chief patted a soldier's chest and said, how well this muscle is trained!

Soldier: Sir, I'm a female soldier.

4:

I was afraid of fools at that time.

A cold joke article about sugar cube

To catch the bus, I finally got one, but I couldn't squeeze it at all. So the driver's big brother said, "I'll start the car first, drive slowly, and you run with the car." I wonder: what does this mean? Run after the car. Seeing that the car had been driving for a few meters, the passengers on the car couldn't hold their bodies and fell to the front of the car. At this time, the driver's big brother proudly greeted me: "Let's go."

5:

Tomorrow's wine

Tom told his friend that he had a special cocktail in the bar yesterday.

The friend asked, "What special law?"

Tom snapped his fingers and said, "A glass of vodka, a glass of rum, a glass of tequila, a glass of brandy, a glass of gin and a glass of whisky, mix them evenly." This cocktail is called' Tomorrow Wine'. "

The friend asked, "Why did you choose this name?"

Tom replied, "Kill them all at once. By the time you know the reason, it will be tomorrow ..."