Do you have any short but extremely funny jokes to share?

Of course there is. Here we go. oh How to transfer the money in my head to the bank card and wait online? It is urgent. Do you have to say something after farting? What is burnt? ? So people around you will suck your fart.

There is an 80-year-old grandfather next door. Yesterday he found a black snake under the community tree. He was frozen stiff! He held the snake in his arms to give him some warmth. He hung a sign on the tree early this morning: Don't pee anywhere! ?

Bathing is really painful. I envy the Tang Priest in Journey to the West and never have to take a bath by myself. Every episode or two, a monster will say, little boy, wash that smelly monk for me.

Other girls change clothes: unbutton shirts, and I change clothes: unbutton pigs.

Lu Xun wrote an article: There are two trees in front of my house, one is jujube and the other is jujube? Teacher: Did you repeat it? I wrote an article: There are two trees in front of my house, one is jujube and the other is jujube. Teacher: Write nonsense.

The little girl turned her head and asked her mother, "What is your mother laughing at?" Hearing this, the little girl's sister-in-law also smiled. The little girl was anxious and asked her sister-in-law what she was laughing at.

Once I went to pick up the courier, and the courier brother asked me: You must be a little black dog. I said, yes, I'm Xiao Mo.

One day, I asked the mirror and I said, mirror, mirror, am I black? The magic mirror asked in horror, who is talking? Who is it?

The husband looked at his dying wife and said, honey, what can I do for you? ? The wife said, can you stop laughing so happily? ?

When I was a child, my mother rode me to school and my foot got stuck in the wheel. My mother couldn't ride any more, so she stood up and pedaled. I said, mom, don't push. My mother said: nothing, my mother is still strong.

Outside the delivery room, the man waited anxiously and the doctor came out. Keep big and keep small? ? That man is choking? Bao Baba Bao Baba? Hey hey smile, doctor, I lied to you. They're all gone. ?

The son asked his mother:? Why does the flame of a candle run everywhere? Mom said:? Because it's a little spiritual fire? .

Laugh for ten years!