I want five complete homophonic funny ancient poems. I am in the sixth grade. Don't use couplets and allegorical sayings.

1, one after another, two, three, four or five, six, seven, eight or nine, all flew into the reed flower. -Qianlong's "Yin Xue" in the Qing Dynasty

2. Don't send flowers when flowers bloom, and be afraid when sending flowers. To fight against the west wind, wear golden armor all over. -Qianlong's "Singing Chrysanthemum" in Qing Dynasty

3. Qiu Lai cares about Shang Pupeng, but he is not ashamed that Ge Hong is cinnabar. Crazy songs, empty life, who is domineering? -Tang Du Fu's "Gift to Li Bai"

4, rice meets mountain Du Fu, top Dai Li Ziri Zhuowu. Don't be too thin to ask questions. You used to have a hard time writing poems. -Li Bai gave Du Fu in the Tang Dynasty

5. The rooster crowed once and pursed once, the rooster crowed twice and pursed twice, and called out Fusang to sweep the remnant stars and abortion three times. -Zhu Yuanzhang's "Nian Ji" in the Ming Dynasty

6, nothing to sit still, one day is like two days, if you live to 70 years old, it is like 140 years old. -Su Dongpo's "Sit-in"

7. Suddenly I saw a fire in the sky, as if the Jade Emperor was going to smoke. If the Jade Emperor doesn't smoke, why is it a string of fires? -Zhang Zongchang's Lightning in the Sky

8. Like a mountain, there are black holes in the well. The yellow dog is white and the white dog is swollen. -"Yin Xue" by Zhang Dayou in the Tang Dynasty

9. One nest, one nest, three four five six seven eight nests. How small the Phoenix is to eat Emperor Wang Qian Suzhong! -Li's Sparrow

10, helpless, helpless, but it is raining cats and dogs today. On a rainy night, I wish Tao a long life, which is worse than torrential rain. -doggerel by Ji Xiaolan in Qing Dynasty.