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How to write jokes in oral communication

Writing instruction:

1. Determine the thinking.

Think about it first. What do you like or are familiar with? What content is healthy and positive, so that people can be inspired and educated after listening? Determine what you want to say.

2. Collect content.

Collect information according to your own content, you can surf the Internet, consult books and newspapers, ask adults for advice, or make jokes based on your own life experience.

3. Pay attention to skills.

Learn the prepared paragraphs by heart, and pay attention to the expressions and tone of the characters in the paragraphs when you speak. Be calm and don't laugh yourself. Overcome bad oral habits such as mantra and repetition.

4. Practice first and then compare.

Try to talk at home, improve according to family suggestions, and then tell jokes in class. Speak carefully, listen carefully and comment on whose joke is the best.

Extended data:

Examples are as follows:

Teacher: Why don't you wash your face every day? Breakfast residue is still on my face.

Student: Guess what I ate, teacher.

Teacher: Jam bread.

Student: Teacher, you guessed wrong. That was eaten yesterday.

2. In Chinese class, after the teacher finished the idiom "Finding fish in the wood", please come up with another idiom with similar meaning. A boy replied, "Kill the goose that lays the golden egg." The teacher corrected: "Wrong, trying to find fish from the edge of the tree means that the direction and method are wrong and we can't reach the goal."

The man calmly replied, "teacher, I killed a rooster!" " "

3. Teacher: Can you tell me what your ideal is?

Pupils: Eat well and dress well.

Teacher: Can your ideal be higher?

Pupils: Eat well and dress well.

After the final exam, the teacher criticized me for my poor performance in class. He said, "XXX, how did you get such a small score?" When the whole class averaged, you seriously delayed our class. "

I was puzzled after listening, so I raised my hand and asked, "Teacher, our class is not a pig, but also divided into front and rear legs?"