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Who remembers the joke that the devil took the princess away?

One day, the devil took the princess away.

The princess has been screaming.

Devil: "Just scream ... no one will come to save you ..."

Princess: "Broken throat ... broken throat ..."

No one: "Princess ... I'm coming to save you ..."

Devil: "Speak of the devil and he will come ..."

Cao Cao: "Devil .. Why did you call me ..."

Demon: "Wow ... seeing a ghost"

Ghost: "Shit! Was discovered .. "

Ghost: "You can see me ..."

Devil: "Oh, my God! 」

God: "Who called me? 」

Who: "Nobody called you ..."

Nobody said, "Where am I? Pretend to be Xiao. 」

Little ㄟ: "Who is pretending to be me? 」

Who: "It's me again? Are you looking for trouble? 」

Trouble: "which one is looking for me?" 」

Which one: "Looking for you? I didn't ... Gee, there are so many people here. 」

Many people: "I just arrived … who are you?" ? 」

Which one: "I'm not who. 」

Who: "He's not me. 」

Princess: "Is everyone here to save me? 」

Everyone: "I'm not here to save you, I'm here to watch the fun." 」

Lively: "What do I have to see? 」

God: "It's none of my business. I'll go first. " Devil: You answer a question before you go. Why do so many people save the princess? How can I play this demon king? 」

Go down: "You good devil won't do it, what shall I do?" 」

Princess: "if no one hits the devil, I can go." 」

No one: "If I play the devil, how can I let you go ..."

How come: "I won't let the princess go, I want to watch the excitement." 」

Lively: "What are you looking at me for? 」

What: "You want to" that "me? 」

How dare you: "I didn't? 」

Me: "Fuck me? 」

Devil: "Shit! I'm going crazy. 」

Madman: "What do you want me to do? 」

You want me to say, "I don't know anything!" I don't know anything: "I don't know! 」

I don't know: "I'm here! Is someone calling me? 」

Someone said, "I didn't call you! 」

I didn't say, "Who called him? 」

Who: "Wrong ... I didn't ..."

I didn't say, "I didn't mean to wronged you ..."

You: "I dare you. 」

I dare you: "Who says I dare not! ? 」

Who: "please ... I didn't say anything."

I have nothing: "What do you want me to say? 」

I am nothing: "... you ... aren't you my long-lost brother?" ”」

Who: "... I want to leave this troublesome place. "

My long-lost brother: "Kao ... my name is very long ... I will be called ..."

True or false: "So this is my place ..."

I am nothing &; No: "Stop arguing, we are talking ..."

Don't bother us: "I won't talk ..."

I didn't: "I didn't speak."

I don't want anything: "-_-"... let's go out and talk ... "

Go: "I'm sorry ..."

I have nothing: "Fuck you ... Go away ..." (Two brothers go out angrily)

It's none of your business: "Whoops ... why did you kick me out ..."

Why: "I don't want to kick you out ... listen ... don't cry."

I didn't say, "Oh ... what did you do to me?"

Do as I do: "What? Did anyone call me? Someone said, "Who wants to call you ..."

Who: "... I want to leave this troublesome place. "

My long-lost brother: "Kao ... my name is very long ... I will be called ..."

True or false: "So this is my place ..."

I am nothing &; No: "Stop arguing, we are talking ..."

Don't bother us: "I won't talk ..."

I didn't: "I didn't speak."

I don't want anything: "-_-"... let's go out and talk ... "

Go: "I'm sorry ..."

I have nothing: "Fuck you ... Go away ..." (Two brothers go out angrily)

It's none of your business: "Whoops ... why did you kick me out ..."

Why: "I don't want to kick you out ... listen ... don't cry."

I didn't say, "Oh ... what did you do to me?" What did you do to me: "What? Did anyone call me? 」

Someone said, "Who wants to call you ..."

Who: "I really have to go ... T.T." "

Go: "I'm really embarrassed ... *V.V*" ("Who" collapsed)

None of your business: "... aren't you my cousin?" ”」

Do as I do: "... cousins of the same age (or cousins) ... long time no see ..."

Devil: "Shit ... this is an engagement meeting ..."

It is said that the devil has got the square of multiple personality schizophrenia since then.