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Yu Wenxiang: My father is Yu Wenhuaji and my brother is Yu Wencheng Dou. What was his ending?

"Where is the emperor in the pavilion now? The Yangtze River flows freely outside the threshold." Look at the long river of history and feel the vicissitudes of history. Come with me to understand the story of Yu Wencheng.

There is an interesting omission in Biography of People in the Tang Dynasty. This man was born in an unusual way. His father was Yu Wenhuaji, the powerful monarch minister of the Sui Dynasty. His brother is Yu Wencheng, the second outstanding figure in Sui and Tang Dynasties. However, a person with such a background has become a wonderful flower in the Yuwen family. Mentally, he is inferior to his father. As far as bravery is concerned, he is not even as good as his brother. Coupled with unbridled drinking all the year round, this guy's brain and body have not been hollowed out, and he has become a "three childless" without skills, health and IQ. His name is Yu Wenxiang. And people like him, I actually thought of making a name for himself on the battlefield like his brother, making contributions to killing the enemy, and getting a so-called three-pointed double-edged knife in all seriousness. But his knife only has a sharp point and a blade, and the blade is not much wider than the spear head. It is more appropriate to say that it is a "three-pointed and two-edged gun".

What is more nonsense than his weapon is his armor, because this man is too thin to buy a metal helmet and can't carry metal or animal skin armor. However, in pursuit of majesty and murderous effect, he shamelessly bought a set of paper armor in a mourning shop that needed to be "burned" to another world. The greatest advantage of this kind of armor is that it is made entirely of gold paper. But beyond that, as the most basic self-defense function of armor, there is absolutely no need to count on it. The reason why this childless man got this costume was mainly because he actually got the opportunity to go into battle to kill the enemy, because Qin Qiong's influence in Wagangshan became stronger and stronger, and he also defeated the conquering army of the patron king, and even broke Yang Lin's trump card. Then, Emperor Yang Guang of Yang Di sent a second army led by Rachel Wang of Changping at the suggestion of Yu Wenhuaji. Seeing that she was framed by an old thief, Rachel proposed that Yu Wenxiang be the deputy pioneer of the whole army.

Originally, Yu Wenhuaji didn't want to send his son. He is too aware that his second son is far from the boss Yuwen Chengdou, but Cheng Xiang has long wanted to catch up with his brother, so he insists on going. There is no way, he can only let the child go. As a result, on the battlefield, this Yu Wenxiang really created many accidents and "surprises"! Because Xu Maogong of the Wagang Army Division saw this virtue of Yu Wencheng's ring, he once again inquired about his identity and immediately thought of a clever plan to capture this person alive, which is of great use. With Yu Wenxiang's skill, it is easier to kill him than to take him alive, because it makes people angry and anxious to see him wearing that paper armor. Any normal general can't pick it up in one move, and he will be seriously injured if he dies. In that case, even if he is captured alive, it is difficult to save him. If the boy runs away on time again, he will never appear again.

Xu Maogong's method is to send the generals on the mountain to fight him one by one and pretend to be defeated by him. Only in this way can I be confused and think I have the ability without self-knowledge. After cultivating his "blind self-confidence", he will definitely take the initiative to challenge Wagang. Even if he fails, he will think that he is just an accidental slip, so at that time, he will. Therefore, the valiant soldiers on the Wagang Mountain began to play with this paper-clad "freak" in turn, from the five tiger generals to the Xia Xia, namely: Dan, Xie, You Junda, Wang Bodang, Qi, Li, Yuan Tianhu, Hou Jijun, but only ten of them followed Yu Wencheng. -completely fooled Yu Wenxiang.

This series of "achievements" made Yu Wenxiang fully believe in his own technology and fall in love with his own advantages. It can be said that when he was sent back, he didn't even do it. He asked the old general Rachel to go to war all day. Rachel can't help it, and she's too lazy to talk to him. Although she doesn't know what Wagangjun's purpose is, she always feels that this kind of waste is a waste, and it's easy to settle accounts early. So before the start of the 11th battle, Xu Maogong also felt that the time was ripe, so he called Dan Xiong Xin and asked if the red-haired Lingguan could capture Yu Wenxiang alive intact. Dan Xiong Xin has been holding his breath for a long time since he pretended to be defeated by this guy in the first battle. He immediately agreed with the strategist to beat him himself. If he uses weapons, he will lose himself. From then on, the nickname red-haired Lingguan is embarrassed to call it again! Xu Maogong waited for this sentence, and naturally ordered Dan Xiong Xin to capture Yuwen Cheng Xiang alive. As expected, Dan Xiong Xin didn't nail Zaoyang branch with gold. Facing each other's views on himself, he grabbed the arbor with his left hand, put it in his arms, and then directly dragged this big git into his arms with his right hand and took it alive. It's as simple as that.

It turned out that Xu Maogong wanted to capture the boy alive, so as to use him as a catalyst and have Rachel, King Changping. Only by catching him can General Qiu Lao be forced to lose. As expected, Rachel, one of the nine elders in Sui Dynasty, offended Yu Wenhuaji because she didn't protect Yu Wencheng, and had to be forced into Wagang Mountain. In fact, this story is obviously like a joke, which can't happen in history, but behind the story, it reflects a very common truth, even a lesson, that is, when we encounter the benefits that are particularly easy to get at the moment, we must first consider whether we have the ability to get the benefits, because many scams start with the sweetness, just like an old saying: pies don't fall from the sky.