Poetry and songs throwing sandbags joke edition

1, teacher: "No cell phones in my class. If you really don't want to listen, you can sleep! "

Xiao Ming: "But teacher, I want to play with my mobile phone before going to bed ..."

Teacher: "Get out!"

2. Teacher: "Xiao Ming, what job do you want to find in the future?"

Xiao Ming: "More money and less things are close to home!" " "

Teacher: "What kind of job is that?"

Xiao Ming: "Put a bowl at the entrance of the community, with a monthly income of over 10,000!"

Teacher: "get out."

3. Teacher: "In Chinese characters, anything with three water points must have water, such as rivers, lakes and seas ..."

Xiaoming: "Desert."

Teacher: "Get out!"

Xiao Ming: "I didn't see water when I rolled!" " "

Teacher: "Get out!"

The teacher told Xiaoming to get up and answer questions in class, trying to exercise his courage.

Xiao Ming said weakly, "Teacher, I ... I won't ..."

Teacher: "Can't you be a man?"

Xiaoming is very thoughtful. ...

Finally, Xiao Ming patted the table angrily and shouted, "I don't want it!" " "

Teacher: "Get out!"

5. Teacher: "Xiao Ming, what did you eat for your birthday yesterday?"

Xiao Ming took out a toothpick, pulled out a piece of shredded pork from his teeth and put it in front of the teacher. He said, "Yesterday's food has been digested. At noon today. Very fresh. Give it a try ... "

Teacher: "get out."

The teacher found Xiaoming always talking in class and said angrily, "Xiaoming, if you are dishonest, I will tell your father."

Xiao Ming said calmly, "Teacher, I am not satisfied with you either, but I have never told your father."

Teacher: "Get out!"

7. Teacher: "Xiao Ming, what do you think of cheating in the exam?"

Xiao Ming: "Just like your wife is pregnant with someone else's child, it is technically successful, but you don't advocate this practice."

Teacher: "What you said is very reasonable, but get out at once!" " "

8. Xiaoming: "Don't all women like to be praised?"

Xiaomei: "Yes."

Xiao Ming: "The teacher wears a short skirt to class today. I praised the teacher for saying that your underwear is really beautiful, and the teacher told me to roll ... "

9. Teacher: "Does that classmate describe a person as ugly in four words?"

Xiaohong: "Is it ugly?"

Teacher: "No,no."

Xiao Ming: "A little like you."

Teacher: "Go to hell."

10, Chinese class, teacher: "Xiao Ming, please do a sentence imitation exercise of' If every drop of water can represent a blessing, I will send you an ocean'!"

Xiao Ming: "If each flower represents a blessing, then I will send you a wreath!" " "

The whole class was sensational, and the teacher said, "Get out."

1 1. Teacher: "Xiaoming, how long does it take to steam a steamed bun for three minutes?"

Xiao Ming: "Nine minutes."

Teacher: "roll your calves, which one is steamed?"

Xiao Ming: "How long does it take a teacher to eat ten buns a minute?"

Teacher: "Ten minutes."

Xiao Ming: "support you to death."

Teacher: "get out."

12, Xiao Ming: "The teacher is pregnant for two months, and she is more and more like Shu Qi."

Teacher: "Hee hee hee, I am not as beautiful as her!" " "

Xiao Ming: "I said my mouth."

Teacher: "Get out!"

13, teacher: "Why are you late again!"

Xiao Ming: "You should praise me this time! I saw an old woman crossing the street today, so I put down my schoolbag and carried her across the street ... and then I looked at my watch! I found that I was going to be late, so I immediately ran to school ... "

Grandma is behind: "I can prove it ... put me down quickly!" " "

14, Xiao Ming: "I want to ask for leave."

Teacher: "The reason."

Xiaoming: "I'm going to have an operation this afternoon."

Teacher: "What operation?"

Xiao Ming: "The useless subsidiary tissues of the human body are removed in groups."

Teacher: "Speak human words."

Xiao Ming: "haircut."

Teacher: "Get out!"

15, teacher: "Xiao Ming, what should you do when you grow up and fall in love?"

Xiao Ming: "I will honestly go back to my wife when I am lovelorn."

Teacher: "Get out ..."

16, teacher: "If you pursue a China girl, what do you invite her to eat?"

Xiao Li: "Mala Tang."

Teacher: "What about Korean girls?"

Xiao Wang: "Kimchi."

Teacher: "What about Japanese girls?"

Xiaoming: "Mosaic."

Teacher: "Get out!"

17, the classroom is a little hot, and the teacher takes off his coat while giving lectures. Just as the teacher took off halfway, Xiaoming in the back row suddenly shouted "Take off! Grandpa has plenty of money! "

The teacher was furious and shouted, "Get out!"

18, teacher: "Students, the PE teacher is sick and can't come to class today, so PE is changed to math."

Xiao Ming: "Teacher, what does a PE teacher look like? Why haven't we seen him? "

Teacher: "Get out!"