Classic funny signature quotations that make people happy.

Classic funny signature quotations that make people happy.

1, look at you, you look like a joke!

2. A simple life is not a gorgeous adventure.

3, men, just like the food in the canteen, although it tastes bad, it is too late!

4. This morning in spring, I woke up in a relaxed mood, yawned at home, couldn't sleep at night, and couldn't wake up during the day.

5, acne, more than 700 million a year, acne can circle the earth twice.

6, saying that cheap can't set off your cheap nature, you can't describe it as cheap.

7. Your appearance has affected my healthy growth. I saw you. The mood is more tangled than going to the grave.

8. Getting married is not necessarily the person you love most, but it must be the person who suits you best.

9. Parents fool their children into calling education; Children fool their parents and say that their parents are derailed; Fooling each other is called the generation gap.

10, sometimes your anger doesn't mean you care, and there is distrust.

1 1. If the teacher didn't say you can't litter, I would throw you out.

12, the world belongs to us, to our sons, but ultimately to those grandchildren.

13, you only have one face and one expression, but you have 365 masks.

14, don't ask me where I come from, my hometown is the morgue.

15, after breaking up, you sacrifice me when I die, and it's over.

16, it is said that we are the flowers of the motherland. Why am I the one who gets hurt?

17. My memory lives at the other end of the tape, but my rings die at this end of the tape?

18, eat, I want to be thin, I want to be thin, you can't have both, so I left.

19, flour on the left and water on the right. When you think about a problem, your head burns.

It's not that I don't know, I just want to see how you work on me.

2 1, I want to thin into a lightning bolt to illuminate all the wretched fat people.

I haven't finished my homework yet. I have something to do. I have something to do!

Life has always been simple, but we can't help making it complicated.

It is said that the tears you shed are the water in your head.

25, this morning in spring, I woke up carefree, hanging Q and not harassing. Suddenly heard the QQ sound, what is the truth.

26. This is a world where one person is gone, but we are not good at saying goodbye.

27. If being rich is a mistake, I'd rather make it again.

28. The tortoise can beat the rabbit, but in fact it just goes its own way.

29. Memories bind our time, and time breaks our memories.

Waking up is one thing, getting up is another.

3 1. Why can't I read your mind for so long? Because I'm nearsighted.

Look at the moon in the sky. Too round. By the way, you are nearsighted. Look at this water.

33. Those memories are suppressed with unspeakable pain in the evolution of the years.

I hope someone will understand me, even if I didn't say anything.

35. Wolves rule the world, and dogs eat meat: they eat shit.

Don't make fun of me to please others.

37. Love is like a joke. It killed others and hurt itself.

38. The pain of youth in the past years, the sadness of tangled memories.

39. Since I fell in love, my waist has stopped hurting, my head has stopped hurting and my heart has stopped beating.

40. Your appearance has affected my healthy growth. I saw you. The mood is more tangled than going to the grave.

4 1, crying can solve sadness, laughing can relieve mood.

42. Posing is a symbol of vitality, while vanity is a sign of youth.

43. All the quicksand of memory, those lost years, washed away my dust and sand.

44. Now that there are more and more billionaires, I only have one hundred million, which is still a memory.

45. Women are not omnipotent, but without women, there is nothing.

46. If you want to learn from others, call me dear as soon as Tencent goes online.

47. Mr Bao, why is there a moon on your forehead? Because you don't understand my darkness during the day.

48. When the memory of old age is full of stains or spots, it is only because there is no answer to sadness.

49. Many people yearn for crystal-like love, which is crystal-clear and flawless. But more people have glass-like love.

50. The world is too dark, people are too dark, we are too fake, and love is too stupid.

Super funny QQ signature that makes people laugh and cry.

Funny QQ signature.

1, the teacher always tells us to be honest and not to lie, and the leaders above can teach us to lie as soon as they check.

If I can choose to be born again in my next life, I would like to be a quilt and overwhelm the whole world.

I hate two kinds of people most in this world! One is racist, one is black and the third is illiterate!

The night gave me a pair of sexy black eyes, but I only used them to roll my eyes.

To be honest, I am not afraid to drink dichlorvos in this society now, but I am afraid to have another bottle after winning the prize.

6. I said I was a filter, and everything in my mouth was bleached! You got it?

7. Buy Master Kong instant noodles, including six packets of seasoning packets, two forks and a bucket.

8. Teachers are the most narcissistic. They always like to say: Students, please look at me.

9. If it rains cats and dogs, who will hold up an umbrella for me? I think I will be calm when he is Xu Xian.

10, I have to admire my female friend, who still wears shorts and stockings in such a cold day.

1 1. Come to me when no one in the world wants you. I'll tell you that I don't want you either.

12, the old lady in front of me, would you please stop combing your hair in front of me? I really want to sing Jay Chou's Hair as Snow.

13, some boys always mistakenly think that girls are violent, but in fact they don't know that they owe a beating.

14, a man's promise is like a woman saying she wants to lose weight, but it's hard to say that everything is false.

15. My wallet is like an onion at the end of every month. I burst into tears every time I opened it.

16, since drinking Sanlu milk powder, my back is sore, my legs have stopped hurting, and even my heart has stopped beating!

17, Confucius said: if you don't take a nap at noon, you will collapse in the afternoon. Mencius said: Confucius is right.

18, disciple Wukong, bring the Zijin alms bowl and chopsticks to teacher Jason Wu, and go to the kitchen to see if Bajie is steamed.

19, don't keep asking me why I like you, Baidu is absolutely satisfied.

20. Brother Sharp said that falling in love for the purpose of not getting married is to raise a wife for others.

2 1, angular disadvantage is that it is easy to be chewed by others.

22. Tianya, there is one thing I have been keeping from you. In fact, I am Altman who fights monsters.

23. From now on, I will decide not to grow old with yesterday, but to grow old with tomorrow.

24. Do you know that you are like me? You are like my aunt. I get bored when I see too much, and I get anxious when I can't see it.

25. I think everyone has a dream, but the way of dreaming is different.

26. I am willing to donate teachers from all schools to fight against Japan. Learning is a trivial matter, and patriotism is the most important thing.

27. I won't dispute with an idiot, or others won't know who an idiot is.

28, sister, remember, whoever loves you again in the future, he will clap his hands when he goes up. If he doesn't fight back, then he really loves you.

29. Adults say that the early bird catches the worm. I just want to get up at noon to eat.

30, in fact, happiness is very simple, just like: cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, bump men hit monsters!

3 1. Do you love me or not? I'm right behind you, following you.

It is said that this is the state of overeating: I enjoy eating in my mouth, but I hate not being thin.

33. Grandpa wondered: I watched the news broadcast for decades and didn't see the finale.

34. Buddha said that color is empty, and empty is color. Hey, hey, tonight, I really want to take a break.

35. I wanted to turn over the salted fish in this mid-term exam, but it stuck completely.

36. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you are online, I am invisible.

37. I can't find it anymore, and I'm still lamenting that small waist. Unwanted hatred, a fat suit.

38. Me Before You, my world is black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.

Classic funny sentences that make people laugh.

1. The way out is to go out and there will be a way out!

Only the closest people will hurt you openly, and at the same time, please cherish your best friend-good friend, for life!

A successful man earns more money than his wife spends; A successful woman is looking for such a man.

4. Don't mess with me! Believe it or not, I fanned you on the wall and couldn't take it off.

5. The three tragedies of dinner: the person to be invited didn't come, and the person who came has nothing to do with you, leaving you awake when you check out.

6. Pride of a git: It's better to be a git than a stable. At least no one shit on his head.

7. Is there another way to learn how to cook porridge once a person has no money and doesn't even care about 10086?

When we arrived at the platform, the car had already started. So I had to chase and shout: master, wait for me! Master, wait for me! Then a passenger leaned out of the window and said to me, Wukong, stop chasing.

9. I hate Qin Shihuang. He burned the book but didn't finish it.

10. Elder sister is going to have a baby soon, so I don't know whether to be an uncle or an aunt for the time being because I don't know whether to have a boy or a girl!

1 1. Hey, leader, help yourself to the toilet.

12. I'm going to get a haircut, and I twisted my neck when I left my bangs.

13. My principle is: if people don't attack me, I won't attack; If someone attacks me, I will be angry!

14. Two dung beetles are discussing the welfare lottery. A said: If I win the lottery, I will buy all the toilets within 50 miles of Fiona Fang and eat enough every day! B said: you are too vulgar! If I win the lottery, I will pack a living person and eat fresh food every day!

15. I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

16. Life is so fucking interesting, because life always fucking plays with me.

17. Love is mean, and it is mean again and again. When you stop being a bitch, women come!

18. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

19. The Internet is like a prison. I stole a wallet and knew everything when I went out.

20. Remember what should be remembered and forget what should be forgotten. Change what can be changed and accept what cannot be changed.

2 1. The existence of tears proves that sadness is not an illusion.

It takes only a minute to meet someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

23. As long as you don't lose your way, you won't lose yourself! What matters in life is not where you stand, but the direction you face.

24. There are girls who don't bubble, which is a great rebellion; If you meet a girl, you will pick it up and do good for heaven.

25. The cold water you spilled on me, I will definitely boil it and pour it back for you. Wait and see.

26. Men can't get used to it, and the more they get used to it, the more jerk they become. Women are favored, and the more favored they are, the more balls they have.

When you are young, don't run amok. What can you say when you are old?

28. I don't want to know that you are ill. Don't be so obvious.

29. Businessmen don't know how to hate their country, and prostitutes don't know about extramarital affairs.

30. Take two dollars and five million!

3 1. The monk said, "Do you think I am a vegetarian?" The nun said, "I haven't seen anything!" " "

32. I am lying on the sun earth, lying on the sun universe!

33. The three most painful things for men: being caught by a lover to accompany his wife to buy food; Caught by his wife shopping with sympathizers; Trapped in an alley by his wife and lover at the same time.

34. There are no birds during the day, and the birds are fine at night.

35. Excuse me, miss, can you take your chest away from my hand?

36. I have been busy and bored!

37. I only have one wish every day-to be alive tomorrow!

38. There are two kinds of men, one is lewd and the other is very lewd. There are two kinds of women, one is pretending to be pure, and the other is pretending to be impure.

Classic funny sentences that make people laugh (2)

1. Occasionally, living silently will feel great, and living silently will feel miserable.

My brother described the sanitary condition of his dormitory, and I didn't want to open my eyes when I got back to the dormitory! ! !

3. Or: Take other people's road and leave others with no way out.

4. Love is putting your heart and soul into it, and then pulling it away!

When we first went to college, we watched Struggle and Desire. When we hesitate, we look at who is in charge of my youth. Just when we were about to be suddenly enlightened, a humble abode shot us all to death. In desperation, we watched 20xx and suddenly calmed down. What house to buy? It will collapse sooner or later!

6. You can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human!

7. Our goal: Look at money and make money from it.

I just want someone to understand me, even if I didn't say anything.

9. Some things are beyond our control, so we must control ourselves.

10. Frustration leads to disappointment, disappointment leads to vacillation, and vacillation leads to failure.

1 1. Love makes people forget time, and time makes people forget love.

12. After seeing me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded! Don't put off the work until tomorrow, as long as it can be put off today.

13. No book in the world can bring you good luck, but they can make you become yourself quietly.

14. Part I: Open the door to convenience, and Part II: Solve the worries of the following shares. Horizontal batch: a piece of shit.

15. Think about the salary, forget it, don't want to live.

16. You Xiong Haizi! Monkey boy! Wild child!

17. I am very careful. I found that in swimming pools, especially female compatriots, the angle of these swimming trunks averaged 20 degrees for five years.

18. Stop bragging. B, please give Niu B back to Niu, because Niu also needs sex!

19. Now you must look more carefully when looking for someone, because there are too many men and women now!

20. Protect yourself and love others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

2 1. (When walking normally) That's what you did!

22. The more proud people are, the more they love to hide, and the more painful people are, the more they love to make a mountain out of a molehill.

23. Knowledge gives people weight, and achievements give people brilliance. Most people just see the glory and don't weigh it.

24. It may be said that my loftiness stems from my incompetence, but I am satisfied with my incompetence in this respect.

25. (Speaking of piling molds, haha) At this time, a new industry appeared in Shanghai, which has been called piling molds until now.

If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I'll resign. Before I resign, I will give him two Chinese and kill him.

27. I am a civilized person, and all the dirty words have been disinfected with saliva.

28. If you don't look like the moon, outline everything; But I love you like snow, intoxicating.

29. A woman said to a man, Come to my house and I'll give you something to eat.

30. Don't blame me for being too frank! It's insignificant that you want to take my life.

3 1. You know, keeping love in your heart is the worst way to save money. It can neither preserve the value nor generate interest. Why not send it to warm me?

32. The word crisis means both danger and opportunity. Don't give up any efforts.

33. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

34. Instructor to a student: Come here! The student walked away with a smile, and the instructor said, I'm so fucking at a loss when you come here with a smile like that!

35. If personality is a mistake, then I have made a mistake. If being handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime. If cleverness is to be punished, then I shouldn't be chopped to pieces. If modesty is to be scolded, how can I escape from jealousy?

36. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix kindergartens!

37. Handsome is useless! Finally, I was eaten by a chess piece!

38. I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I went to sleep.

I thought you were just a number between 1 and 3, but I didn't expect you to be a combination of 2 and 8.

40. Women are like clothes, but big sister is a kind of temperament that you can't wear.

4 1. If there is no medical insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.

42. I think there must be many people who secretly love me, because for so many years, no one has confessed to me!

Make sentences with great interest

1. In autumn, the grass on the lawn turns yellow gradually, and the geese in the sky sing happily and fly to the south. Environmentalists sweep the fallen leaves out of the lawn to keep it clean and quiet.

2. It's autumn in a blink of an eye, and we are happy to start a new study at school. As the autumn wind swept away, the leaves fell one after another, some like butterflies flying in the air, some like orioles spreading their wings and flying, and some whirled gently in the air and fell down.

She works around, her hands and feet are light and healthy, full of energy and strong.

I went to the supermarket happily, and the goods in the supermarket were dazzling and varied. As I walked and watched, my eyes were at a loss and dazzled.

The long-awaited Mid-Autumn Festival has finally arrived, and people are in high spirits, celebrating this traditional festival with various programs. It happened to be my uncle's birthday, so we had dinner together in the hotel to celebrate birthdays and festivals.

6. "He poked his teeth with the butt of his gun ..." A soldier who tucked his military coat high waved his arm vigorously and said cheerfully.

7. In high spirits: In the garden activities to celebrate June 1st, the students happily played many games.

8. When you are in high spirits, you have to sell it; When you cry, you should buy it.

All the students had a good time at today's Christmas party.

10, the light is around the lonely child, as if she was in high spirits because of such a playmate, until her mother almost stepped into the magical aperture.

1 1, Children's Day finally arrived, and the students happily came to the school playground to watch the performance. Although the weather is not beautiful and it is raining lightly, it does not affect the good mood of the students for the holidays. There are many programs, such as singing to make the world full of love and dancing a little national tax propagandist. ...

12, the good news came that Beijing, the capital, was deserted, and people took to the streets happily and held a celebration parade in the square.

13. On the way back from the shooting range, everyone was talking happily about the shooting competition.

14, he got full marks and went home happily.

15, pear put on a golden fluffy skirt and went to the dance happily.

16, the students were ecstatic and cheered happily.

17. When I heard my brother say that she wanted to be an alchemist, Lin Xiaoqing was depressed and suddenly became high. She has a deep understanding of the magic of Dan medicine. The last time I practiced Yuan Dan, my skill was greatly increased, which was extremely exciting.

18, grand occasion, grand ceremony, warm invitation, high spirits, smiling faces, gongs and drums, singing and dancing, happy, * * * celebration.

19, in the spring of March, we happily participated in the spring outing organized by our school.

20. Today is New Year's Eve. In the early morning, the golden sun shines all over the earth. My mother and I went shopping happily, and the street seemed to change overnight. The streets are decorated with lanterns and colorful decorations, and every household posts "Dao Fu".

2 1, Lu Elf leaned against the cherry tree, squinting, watching Kuraki Mai happily pestering Liu Ye to learn erhu.

22. When we are lucky, everyone will be in high spirits. But happiness is not the result of luck; It is often a virtue, a heroic virtue.

23. When the New Year comes, the streets are decorated with lights and colorful, and everyone is in high spirits.

24. Autumn is coming, and the teacher organizes students to pick it. During the activity, the students were in high spirits. You helped me, and I helped you, putting the fruits of the harvest into your small backpack!

Everyone was in high spirits when they heard that the Song and Dance Troupe of the General Political Department was going to perform here.

Because of the implementation of Project Hope, the children of these mountain farmers can sit in the bright classroom and study happily.

People are in high spirits and celebrate this traditional festival with various programs. It happened to be my uncle's birthday, so we had dinner together in the hotel to celebrate birthdays and festivals.

At the party, everyone was in high spirits and smiling.

29. The jubilant crowd gathered around the globetrotter and the 60-year-old pilot to witness this feat recorded in the world record. In recent years, for Fossett, this has almost become a common occurrence.

30. When all ages were cursing their ancestors, Long, a disciple of Huixian, walked into the meditation hall and said happily, "Grandfather, the evil spirits of my master have been removed, and the soul imprisoned in the black image has returned."

3 1. The guests and friends attending the wedding were in high spirits and congratulated the host family with a smile.

So he happily grabbed the treasure and threw it into the Seine. In this way, his troubles sank to the bottom of the river once and for all.

He goes to school happily with his schoolbag on his back every day.

34. Childhood is a piece of mud. After an afternoon, you can happily play with a pair of dirty little hands. Childhood is a silvery laughter taken away by the spring breeze from the fields and friends running.

35. Bai Yutang smiled happily.

I heard that I would go to Xiangshan tomorrow, and everyone cheered happily.

37. In high spirits.

The tourists climbed to the top of the mountain to watch the sunrise at sea, all in high spirits.

One night, she came home in high spirits.

40. He said happily, "Thank God, my sister's life has been saved!" .

4 1. Today, my father and I went to the zoo happily. We had a good time.

When you win, don't show any cheerful, arrogant and rude expressions, but sincerely comfort your opponent in a polite way so that he won't be too hard on himself.

43. On the night of the wedding, he happily took the brigade to the hotel to celebrate. When he left, he was drunk and openly took the girl in public, and even let a bold girl sit on him.

44. In the garden activities to celebrate June 1st, the students happily played many games.

He looked cheerful and assured me that his severance payment was considerable, and it was a loss for the company to dismiss him.

46. All faces are flushed with joy.

47. At the class meeting, some students talked about problems with great interest, some students asked questions and some students answered them excitedly. The classroom is really lively.

However, his cheerful personality is in sharp contrast to his violent screen image.